jab dil ho javaan to sasuree umr kaa beech men kyaa kaam.............?

kaun kahataa hai , ki ab naheen rahee lakhanavee nafaasat . avadh se bhale hee chalee gayee hai navaabon kee navaabee , magar yahaan ke zarre - zarre men vahee haajir- javaabee , vahee adab, vahee najaakat , vahee tamaddun ,vahee justajoo , vahee tahajeeb .....sab kuchh to vahee hai janaab, sirf dekhane kaa najariyaa badal gayaa hai. log kahate hain ki ek navaab huye the avadh men , naam thaa vaajid alee shaah. angrezon ne mahal ko chaaron taraf se gher liyaa. navaab saahab ke paas vakt thaa ki vah bach kar nikal sakate the , thahare navaab , koee jootaa pahanaane vaalaa nahee thaa , so vo giraftaar ho gae.
bhaaee navaabee to chalee gayee , lekin naheen gayaa is shahar ke mijaaj se navaabee shaayaree kaa junoon . shaam dhalate hee sunaaee dene lagegee aavaaj – amaa yaar , arj kiyaa hai , kyaa khoob kahaa janaab , vaah -vaah , kyaa baat hai, irashaad ....... aadi-aadi .sabhee navaabee shaayar ek se badh kar ek , koee kisee se kam naheen, bade miyaan to bade miyaan chhote miyaan shubhaanaallaah, usee prakaar jaiseraajasthaan men ek kahaavat hai , ki andhon baante rebadee laade paado khaae .
aise hee ek navaabee shaayar hamaare bhee mohalle men hain , naam hai munhafat lakhanavee . kuchh log mahaakavi dilafenk to kuchh log hnsamukh bhaaee kah kar pukaarate hain . bahut bade shaayar , aise shaayar jinakee amooman har basnt pnchamee ko ek kitaab unake khud ke kar kamalon se zaroor prakaashit hotee hai . usake kavi, aalochak, prakaashak, vimochak ve khud hote hain. kabhee rediyo, teleevijn par shaayaree naheen kee aur naa kabhee akhabaaron men bhejane kaa dussaahas hee kiyaa . kahate hain munhafat saahab - janaab, aisaa karane se ek bade shaayar kee tauheen hotee hai . ham chhote-mote shaayar thode hee hain , jo magzeen men chhapane jaaen .
hamaare munhafat saahab kee umr hogee takareeban saath saal, magar javaanee vahee ki jise dekhakar machal jaaye yuvatiyon kaa man saavan men achaanak. aap maane yaa n maane , magar yah sau feesadee sach hai janaab ki hamaare mohalle ki shaan hain munhafat saahab , kuchh log kahate hai is shahar kee naayaab cheejon men se ek hain hamaare mahaakavi . is mohalle men aakar jisane bhee mahaakavi ke darshan naheen kiye , unakee navaras ke rasaasvaadan naheen kiye to samajho jeevan safal nahee huaa.
main bhee nayaa-nayaa aayaa thaa lakhanaoo shahar men, mere ek padosee mitr ne bataayaa ki ek bahut bade shaayar rahate hain mohalle men. meree jijnyaasaa badhee ki chalo kisee sande ko kar aate hain darshan mahaakavi ke . so ek din darate-darate main pahunchaa mahaakavi ke ghar , daravaajaa khatakhataayaa to hamaare saamane safed paayajaamaa aur safed kurataa men ek jin kee maanind prakat huye mahaakavi , paan kuchh munh men to kuchh kurate ke oopar , safedee ke oopar paan kaa pik kuchh is tarah failaa thaa ki jaise chaandee ki thaalee men gobar . paan gaalon men dabaaye thook ke chinten udaate huye unhone kahaa - jee aap pados men nae-nae aaye hain ? mainne kahaa jee , mainne aapake baare men sab kuchh pataa kar liyaa hai aap bhee likhane-padhane ke shaukeen hain . mainne kahaa jee. fir kyaa thaa shuroo ho gae mahaakavi , kahaa- ammaa yaar aaeeye - aaeeye , sharmaaeeye mat , apanaa hee ghar hai tashareef rakhiye . jee shukriyaa, kah kar main baith gayaa .fir ve lakhanavee andaaz men faramaaye , kahiye kaise aanaa huaa ? mainne kahaa ki main apanee patrikaa ke lie aapakaa intaravyoo lene aayaa hoon . yah sab uparavaale kee maharvaanee hai , aaj pahalee vaar heere kee qadar jauharee ne jaanee hai , yah to hamaaree khushakismatee hai janaab , faramaayen ....../
jee aapakaa naam munhafat kyon padaa ?
baat daraasal yah hai janaab, ki jab main paidaa huaa to meree fatee huee aavaaz mere vaalid saahab ko achchhee lagatee thee . jab thodaa badaa huaa to shero shaayaree karane lagaa , hamaare munh men koee baat rookatee hee naheen thee so log mujhe munhafat kah kar pukaarane lage.
aapane har vishay par pustaken likhee hain kaise kiyaa yah sab ?
dimaag se .
vo to sabhee karate hain , aapane kuchh alag hat kar naheen kiyaa kyaa ?
kiyaa n , chaar kitaabon ko milaakar ek kitaab banaa liyaa aur chhapavaa liyaa , hai n dimaag kaa kaam ? isakaa matalab yahee huaa ki aapakee shaayaree men maulikataa naheen hai ?
aaj tak kisee ne pakadaa kyaa ?
shaayad naheen .
to fir maulik hai, chakkar khaa gae n patrakaar saahab?
abhee aapakee kaun see kitaab aane vaalee hai ?
javaan mardee ke nusakhe.
yah to saahityik kitaab naheen lagatee ?
lagegee bhee kaise? meree aatmakathaa hai janaab.
magar aapakee javaan mardee dikhatee naheen hai?
sathiyaa gae hain kyaa patrakaar saahab ? kaun kahataa hai ki main javaan mard naheen hoon? are saahab hamaare umr par mat jaaiye, shareer kaa motaapaa apanee jagah hai aur mardaanagee apanee jagah ,jab dil ho javaan to sasuree umr kaa beech men kyaa kaam ?
is umr men aapako koee beemaaree to naheen? yaanee sardee , khaansee ,maleriyaa , kuchh bhee ?
naheen mujhe koee veemaaree nahee, sivaae ek do ke , vah bhee jaanalevaa .
kyaa kah rahe hain munhafat saahab jaanalevaa?
haan janaab, kabhee-kabhee dauraa padtaa hai mujhe.
dauraa padtaa hai, yah kyaa kah rahe hain aap?
chaunk gae n janaab ? aisaa- vaisaa dauraa naheen, kavitaa sunaane kaa dauraa. jab mujh par shaayaree karane kaa junoon savaar hotaa to kisee bhee aire- gaire, natthoo- khaire ko pakad letaa hoon aur shuroo ho jaataa hoon , magar janaab , maananaa padegaa hamaaree eemaanadaaree ko , main muft men kisee ko bhee kavitaa naheen sunaataa , pooraa muaavajaa detaa hoon.
tab to aapakee bakhsheesh men mile saare rupaye use kisee doktar ko dene pad jaate honge , bechaaraa.aisaa dauraa kab padtaa hai aapako?
aapane jab ukasaa hee diyaa to ab mujhe daure kaa ehasaas ho rahaa suniye arj kiyaa hai ....
are baap re , hamane aapakaa bahut samay le liyaa hai ,ab mujhe ijaajat deejie .
aise kaise chale jaayenge aap kavitaa sune bagair ..... sirf ek sher sun leejiye janaab , javaanee ke dinon kee hai . fir ham log naashte par chalate hain , usake baad do - chaar aur sun leejiyegaa , yadi meree shaayaree achhi lagee to do - chaar aur .......fir lnch, fir deenar.... mainne kahaa - keval naashtaa aaj , jab pahachaan ban gayee to aanaa - jaanaa lagaa rahegaa .....lnch fir kabhee ...... jaise -taise maane mahaakavi ....magar unakee do -chaar navaras kee kavitaayen sunanee hee padee , ek -ek pal bahut bhaaree pad rahaa thaa....... ab marataa kyaa naheen karataa , ye aafat mainne mol lee thee , so jabatak mahaakavi santusht n huye sunataa rahaa , ganeemat hai ki vah naubat nahee aayee kee aspataal jaanaa pade . bhaaee mere , jaise- taise peechhaa chhootaa mahaakavi se, chaar saal ho gae kabhee unake ghar kee or naheen jhaankaa , bhagavaan bachaae aise mahaakaviyon se , bhaaee yah lakhanaoo hai yahaan bahoot milengee aapako aisee adabee shaakhshiyaten ...... yaanee allaah maharavaan to gadahaa pahalavaan ...../

yakeenan shaayaree kee ilm jisake paas hotee vah , kisee nukkad kisee kiradaar se nafarat naheen karataa

kisee dariyaa , kisee majhadaar se nafarat naheen karataa .
sahee tairaak ho to dhaar se nafarat naheen karataa . .


yakeenan shaayaree kee ilm jisake paas hotee vah -
kisee nukkad , kisee kiradaar se nafarat naheen karataa.

parindon kee tarah jisane gujaaree jindagee apanee -
gulaabon ke safar men khaar se nafarat naheen karataa .

chalo achchhaa huaa tumane bahaaron ko naheen samajhaa -
naheen to is qadar patajhaar se nafarat naheen karataa.

fate kapadon se teree aabaroo gr jhaankatee hotee-
miyaan parabhaat too beemaar se nafarat naheen karataa . .

* ravindr prabhaata

hnsamukh bhaaee ke snsadeey shole -2007

snsad bhavan men raar- takaraar tak pahunchaa jab etamee karaar
to hokarake jaar -jaar lagaa rone saradaar
kahaa-
desh men meree maut ke lie havan ho rahaa hai
isapar-
apane videshee lavon ko kholee
aur mahaboobaa bolee-
ghabaraao naheen saradaar, vahaan keval -
vipaksh kee maryaadaa kaa nirvahan ho rahaa hai
jab basntee ne dikhalaayaa apanaa aakrosh
to bhar aayaa veeroo ke bheetar bhee josh
apane laavon ko
aur chillaate huye bolaa-
khbaradaar, saradaar, tumhaaraa ho gayaa hai bhntaadhaar
udhar hvaait hous men garthaiyaa kaa naach nagan ho rahaa hai
aur idhar hindustaan men ujadaa chaman ho rahaa hai
tumhe kyaa lagataa hai hamen naheen maaloom hai ?
hamen maaloom hai , kee-
paramaanu masaude men gaban ho rahaa hai
tabhee chillaayaa saradaar / are o saambhaa barakhuradaar
kyaa vipaksh meree maut chaahatee hai ?
saambhaa ne kahaa-
naheen saradaar , vah to aapakee saradaaranee ke lie ek aur saut chaahatee hai
saradaar ne kahaa-
vah meree ardhaanginee hai, mere har snsadeey kukarmon kee saginee hai
kyaa vah is chakravaatee kood men naheen hai ?
isapar kaaliyaa ne chutakee lete huye kahaa-
shaayad vah abhee talaak ke mood men naheen hai
tabhee tapak padaa beech men jay
bolaa- main maanataa hoon ,kee bakt kaa har say tumhaaraa gulaam hai
magar paramaanu masaude par koee naheen tumhaare saath hai
jab aa heen gayaa hai paramaanu chakravaat
to door talak jaayegee yah nikalee huee baat
thaakur ne kahaa-
niyam- 184 ke tahat charchaa karavaeeye
fauran speekar ko vulvaayeeye
yah sunakar speekar kee cheekh nikal aayee
vah fauran niyam-193 ke tahat apanee sahamatee jataaee
aur faramaayaa-
abhee kamajor naheen pare hain tumhaare haanth
saradaar, ham hain tumhaare saath
yah sunakar saradaar ne thahaakaa lagaayaa
tabhee thaakur gusse men chillaayaa-
mej thapthaapaatee basntee ko dekh framaayaa-
kyaa rakhaa hai in kursiyon men , mejon men
agar main cheen men hotaa to utaar detaa goliyaan saradaar ke bhejon men

saradaar ko apanee heen maut marane do
ek- do aur karaar amerikaa ke saath karane do

tabhee hnsamukh bhaaee ke shole kaa pataakchhep hotaa hai
saradaar thahaakaa lagaataa hai, thaakur rotaa hai
apanee kutil chaal kaamayaab hote dekh
bnjaaron kaa saradaar muskuraa rahaa hai
hvaeet hous ke lokar men-
paramaanu neeti kaa masaudaa chhipaa rahaa hai ......../

netaajee kahin hai ....

sataapaksh kaa ek asafal netaa
jab ghotaale men nahee paa sakaa dalaalee ke daam
to sochaa kuchh aisaa kiyaa jaaye kam
ki aam ke aam bhee rah jaaye
aur mil jaaye goothalee ke daam
so usane skendal banaayaa aur tohamat lagaaee paartee- pradhaan par
bhaaee, janataa to bhaavuk hotee hai
sochaa n samajhaa bee pee sinh kee tarah
use bhee pahunchaa diyaa saataven aasamaan par
ab aap kahenge ki-
kaun se gun the usamen jo usane aisee lnbee chhalaang lagaaee
aur paar kar gayaa samndar
vah kis nashl kaa thaa
aadamee thaa, kuttaa thaa yaa bandar?
bhaaee mere,
n vah aadamee thaa, n kuttaa thaa, n bandar thaa
vah netaa thaa om prakaash chautaalaa ki tarah
jitanaa hee jameen se oopar, utanaa hee jameen ke andar thaa
mazaa aataa thaa use chndr baabu naido kee tarah
apane badale huye bayaan par
aur fakr karataa thaa chaudharee ajeet sinh kee tarah
vah bhee apane khokhale svaabhimaan par
vah mulaayam kee tarah
kabhee dharatee pakad to kabhee kursee pakad jaataa thaa
atal bihaaree baajapeyee kee tarah
apanee heen baaton men jakad jaataa thaa
chup rahataa thaa hameshaa manamohan kee tarah
aur laaloo prasaad yaadav kee tarah
raabadee men chaaraa milaataa thaa, khaataa thaa
aur akad jaataa thaa
bhaaee, aap maanen yaa n maanen
magar yah sach hai ,ki-
netaa banaanaa aasaan naheen hai hindustaan men
kyonki, use ek pair jameen par rakhanaa padtaa hai, to doosaraa aasamaan men
usake bheetar kalaa hotee hai , ki-
maastar ko ministar baanaa de
aur kuttaa ko kalaktar baanaa de
kabhee maayaa ke naam par, to kabhee raam ke naam par
bheekh maang sake, aur-
jaroorat padne par haaee skool fel ko vairistar baanaa de
netaa bananaa har prakaar kee pratiyogitaa se kathin hai
ye main naheen kah rahaa hoon, dosto-
netaa jee kahin hai ......../

tumhaaraa hindustaan kahaan hai?

jab kabhee bhee svatntrataa divas aataa hai, to mujhe
yaad aataa hai barabas vah din, jab mainne padhaaee pooree kee
aur samajhaa jeevan kee upayogitaa
to sochaa ki ab jeetanee hee hogee koee naa koee pratiyogitaa
bas sochakar itanee see baat
mainne taiyaaree kee kaee dinon tak jagakar pooree-pooree raat
aur sakuchaayaa- ghabaraayaa aayaa pratiyogitaa- praangan men savere- savere
to dekhaa ki ktarabadh the yuvak bahutere
main daraa-sahamaa- sakuchaayaa
dvaarapaal ke paas aayaa
aur prashn ki ghadee ghumaaee
meraa nnbar kab aayagaa bhaaee?
usane palatakaar kahaa- mitr,
kaisee baaten karate ho vichitr ?
vaise to yah pratiyogitaa shaam tak jaaegee
magar pachchaas kaa not chalegaa aur teree baaree aa jaaegee.
yah sunakar-
meraa man muskuraayaa
mainne jeb se pachchaas ke not nikaale
aur usake chehare par ghumaayaa
tab kaheen jaakar kaafee masakkat ke baad meraa nnbar aayaa
bhaaeesaahab, jab is duniyaa men koee bhee sachchaa naheen hai
to rishvat n dekar-
pichhale daravaaje se naa pahoonchanaa bhee to achchhaa nahee hai
khair chhoriye in baaton ko
pratiyogitaa- praangan men pravesh karate hain
kyaa huaa? kramavaar prastut karate hain.

baaten jaroor hai vichitr , kintu suniye -
mere mitr, ki jab mere intaravyoo kee baaree aaee
to mainne apane saamane ek maraathee shikshikaa paaee
usane kahaa-
chalo shuruaat karate hain ganapati ganesh se
jhatapat bataao betaa ye mahaaraashtr se aate hain, yaa uttarapradesh se?
meraa bhejaa garamaayaa
mujhe bahut gussaa aayaa
mainne kahaa- maidam, ye bhee koee savaal hai?
ajee bataaie, kyaa maataa kaalee kee poojaa ke lie adhikrit keval pashchim bngaal hai?
khair chhodiye yah bataaie mahodayaa,
tarpan aur pind daan ke lie keval bihaaree heen jaate hain gayaa ?
yaa fir darshan karane maryaadaa purushottam raam ke
yaanee avadhesh ke
kyaa vahee jaate hain, jo hote hain uttarapradesh ke?
kyaa saaee baabaa maraatheeyon ke lie poojy hain?
kyaa guru naanak dev pnjaaviyon ke lie hai aaraadhy?
bas karie maidam, mat puchhiye is tarah ke prashn asaadhy
nahee to-
amerikaa roopee aatnkavaadee vishv ke maanachitr par
apanee ungaliyaan rakhegaa aur muskuraate hue puchhegaa, ki-
yahaan dekho, tumhaaraa mahaaraashtr yahaan hai, tumhaaraa kashmeer yahaan hai, tumhaaraa raajasthaan yahaan hai,
sab kuchh to hai magar betaa,
tumhaaraa hindustaan kahaan hai?

vah shikshikaa bhaunchak mujhe dekhatee rahee.
chintan ke saagar men doobatee rahee, khaamosh bas mujhe ekataak ghooratee rahee
mujhe us din koochh bhee nahee bhayaa
aur main binaa anumati ke pratiyogitaa - praangan se baahar aayaa

main janataa thaa, ki-
bhaaee- bhatijaavaad aur kshetravaad
pratiyogitaa kee bhent chadh chukaa hai
yogyataa ho gayee hai darakinaar
kyonki ab pratiyogitaa, pratiyogitaa naheen rahee
ban gayee hai vyaapaara/ ban gayee hai vyaapaar.........ban gayee hai vyaapaar....../