tnbaakoo kaa pattaa khont-khontakar baalachnd ne fir usamen choonaa milaayaa. palng ke neeche se stool kheenchakar baith gayaa aur suratee masalane lagaa .
main apane is khetihar heero se in dinon bahut ghabaraataa hoon . vah chaalees se oopar kaa ho chukaa hai . ek baar gaanv kaa sarapnch bhee chunaa gayaa thaa . saat-saat beton kaa baap hai ab hamaaraa balachanamaa . bechaaree suganee jaane kab se taras rahee hai ki ghar-aangan men ek bitiyaa bhee dolatee najr aae !
kaakaa, kahaan-kahaan bhaagate firoge ? main chhodoongaa naheen tumako, haan ! mujhako pitavaakar kahaan daal rakhaa hai ?
bedard nirmohee kaheen ke ! sharam naheen aatee hai, ek pothee adhooree chhod ke ant-shnt likhe jaa rahe ho ! jab tak mereevaalee pothee khtm naheen karoge likhakar, tab tak isee tarah bilallaa bane bhatakate rahoge misir jee mahaaraaj!
main aapako pakad ke vaapas le jaaoongaa. kaid karake akkad-lakkadvaalee pichhavaade kee apanee usee kuthariyaa men bnd kar doongaa...
main aapakee mittee paleet karoongaa...
main aapako kaheen kaa n rakhoongaa...
aap meree kahaanee kab tak pooree kar rahe ho ? chalo, saal-bhar kee muhalat detaa hoon. is arase men agar meree kahaanee ko lekar aapane chaar-paanch sau pannon kee ek aur paathee naheen likh daalee to bas...
kyaa kar legaa?
jaan se maar daalegaa kyaa ?
naheen, shaayad haath kaat daalegaa !
are, badaa gussail hai balachanamaa...peechhe pad jaataa hai, to fir tabaah kar detaa hai...
main use manaa loongaa...
haan, vah maan jaaegaa...
vah meraa maanas putr thaharaa n ?
jee haan, pitaajee !
yah to doosaraa svar hai... kisakaa svar hai ?
itanee jaldee bhool gae mujhe ? o vnchak pitaa ! lo, tumhaaraa ek maanas putr tumhen pranaam karataa hai, dukhamochan kee kaisee red maaree tumane ? aapake laabh lobh kaa shikaar vahee dukhamochan aapako apanee pranatiyaan nivedit kar rahaa hai, aary !
vats, ghabaraa kyon gae ? main tumhen bhoolaa naheen hoon . sheeghr hee tumhaaraa yathaarth roop paathakon ke samaksh upasthit karoongaa. pichhalee bhool ab aur naheen duharaaee jaaegee. aakaashavaanee-kendron kee duharee-tiharee boriyat kaa tumhen shikaar honaa padaa, tumhaaree lapasee ban gaee, isake lie main tumase maafee chaahataa hoon betaa !
aaeenevaalaa mukhadaa musakaraa rahaa hai . main sab samajhataa hoon.... vah kahegaa, dekho naagaa baabaa, tum n to apanee aurat, apanee sntaanon ke prati eemaanadaar ho, n maanas sntaanon ke prati hee !
bilakul theek kahegaa, main apanaa yah paap kabool kar loongaa. binaa agar-magar ke, binaa n-nu-n-ch ke sveekaar kar loongaa apanaa aparaadh...
jindagee men pahalee baar aisaa huaa hai ki mujhe kisee aaeene ke saamane itanee adhik der tak apane ko haajir rakhanaa padaa .
mujhe baar-baar raakesh kee khaam-khyaalee par hnsee aaee hai, kheejaa hoon baar-baar raakesh ke is duraagrah par. mere maalik (paathak-paathikaa vrind), aapako main ab kyaa bataaoon ki aaeene men apanaa mukhadaa dekhanaa kitanaa aavashyak hai! is jhamele se chhutakaaraa paane kaa aasaan tareekaa mujhe bachapan men hee maaloom ho gayaa thaa.... maheene-maheene saabit maathaa chhilavaa lenaa! aparaajitaa ko meree is sanak se sakht nafrat rahee hai .
vah jaane kitanee dafe mujh par rnj huee hogee, mahaj baalon ke savaal par ! pitaa ke is hath kaa bachche bhee makhaul udaate hain...
pichhale jeevan par gaur karataa hoon, to yaad aataa hai, athaarah varsh kee aayu tak shaayad athaarah baar bhee mainne sheeshe men apanaa munh naheen dekhaa hogaa . peechhe shaadee huee, to sasuraal ke us keli-kunj men aparaajitaa kee saheliyon ne mujhe faishan kaa k-kh-g sikhalaayaa ! sugndhit tel kee sheeshee, knghee aur aaeenaa mere banaarasavaale chhaatr-jeevan men tab tak saath rahe, jab tak ki gaandheejee kee aatmakathaa kaa paaraayan naheen kiyaa .
ab mahasoos karataa hoon ki aaeenaa mujhe nity dekhanaa chaahie . apane aalochakon ko yon ham das-bees gaaliyaan de hee lete hain, kintu pratiroop dekhate vakt hamaaraa nij kaa hee vivek apanee meemaansaa kar daalataa hai-- nishchhal aur sntulit ! usake saamane hamaare baajaaroo hathiyaar dhare hee rah jaate hain .
aaeene, teree jay ho ?
aaeene, ab aaj se too meraa saathee huaa !
ab main roj tujhase das-pndrah minat baaten kiyaa karoongaa. lekin naheen, yah to apanaa aaeenaa naheen .
raakesh, le jaao apanaa jaaduee sheeshaa...! isane to meraa maathaa hee khraab kar diyaa ! jaane kyaa-kyaa bakavaa liyaa hai !...
naheen bhaaee, mujhe naheen chaahie aaeenaa-faaeenaa !
kisee ko apanaa bedaa gark karanaa ho, to raakesh kee or rukh kare.... shreeyut mohan raakesh, haal mukaam charchaget, bnbaee, post jon nnbar 1; kyon bhaiyaajee, aapake nivaas-sthaan kaa pooraa pataa batalaa doon snsaar ko ?
snsaar yaanee vishv . vishv yaanee duniyaa-bhar ke sabhee raashtr . sabhee raashtr yaanee sabhee raashtron ke jhnde...
kyon saahab, jhnde kyaa raashtr ke hee huaa karate hain ?
kaashee-prayaag ke har pnde kaa apanaa alag-alag jhndaa hotaa hai . aapakaa bhee apanaa alag jhndaa ho sakataa thaa .
thaa naheen, hai ! hai, saahab hai ! meraa bhee apanaa jhndaa...!
achchhaa ! vahee jhndaa ! paarteevaalaa ? hnsiyaa aur hathaudaa ?
raam kahie. filahaal lagee hai mujhe kasake bhookh, isee se aur koee jhndaa soojh naheen rahaa hai. bas, apanaa to vahee ek pyaaraa jhndaa hai... maithil braahmanashaahee kaa peelaa jhndaa ! dekhiye bhaaee, hnsiye naheen . mere jhnde par badee machhalee kaa nishaan hai . kitanaa pyaaraa nishaan hai, machhalee....machhalee...!
sir chakaraa rahaa hai ?
bhookh bahut lagee hai ?
jaao n, chenboor jaakar machhalee-bhaat dataa aao . apanaa maithil mitr hai n tumhaaraa vahaan ?
naheen, abhee yaheen bijalee ke choolhe par khichadee taiyaar karataa hoon-- suresh bhaaee chaupaatee vaale apane room men itanaa to intajaam kar hee gae hain .
magar yah aaeenaa bhee to apanaa pind chhode n !
ab aakhiree jhaankee hai...
saamane apanee parachhaaeen ke ird-gird ek-ek do-do karake kaee chehare aage-peechhe dikhaaee de rahe hain--
k : tumane mujhe pitavaayaa thaa, mainne tumhen do varsh kee jel kee sajaa katavaayee thee. tumhaaree jataa tees haath lnbee thee, gorakhapur ke us paarasee majistret ne tumhaaree giraftaaree ke baad pahalaa kaam yahee kiyaa thaa ki jataa mundvaa dee... ilaake men tumhaare dhong kee tootee bolatee thee... naagaa baabaa ne bulahavaa ke baabaa kee maayaa ko pnkchar kar diyaa ! gavaahon ne adaalat men kahaa thaa-- yah vyakti moolath tamakuhee kaa rahanevaalaa musalamaan hai aur bhaagakar nepaal chalaa gayaa . vahaan se saadhu banakar lautaa-- kaale chehare kee laal aankhen baar-baar mujhe ghoor rahee hain !
kh : ek adhed aurat . raat ko sote samay knbal ke andar ghus aaee thee. tibbat kee ghatanaa hai, aparichit jagah, anajaane log . shnkaa aur aatnk se meree neend ud gaee . agale roj maaloom huaa, vah isalie saath sone aaooee thee ki main thnd ke maare sikudkar kaheen dam n tod doon !
g : amritasar kaa ek laal ! ham pati-patnee (1941 men) ko yah niraa bhondoo maan baithaa thaa . aparaajitaa ko rijhaane kee bechaare ne koshish kee, saikadon rupae kharch kar daale . use aashaa thee ki apane gnvaar pati ko chhodkar yah yuvatee usakee jeevan-snginee bananaa sveekaar kar legee . barelee, muraadaabaad, haridvaar, sahaaranapur jaane kitane dinon tak yah pnjaabee yuvak hamaare saath chipakaa rahaa !
gh : uttar pradesh kaa ek prakaashak . kaee hajaar rupae barabaad hue usake . isamen 40 pratishat kasoor usakaa apanaa bhee thaa .
ch : vayovriddh patrakaar . aapako mainne apanee painee klam chubho dee thee . badaa dard huaa bechaare ko...
chh : kaathamaandoo kaa ek sainik adhikaaree . unhonne teen raashtron kee mahngee sharaab ko aachaman karane kaa suavasar pradaan kiyaa .
bas, bnd karo apanee bakavaas...!
haan, sachamuch badee kataar hai un cheharon kee jinakee nigaahon men mere lie ulaahanaa bharaa hai.... baakee chehare kuchh aise bhee mitron ke hain, jinakee prashasti men mainne nirliptataa kaa parichay diyaa .
bhaaee, yah tod-jod kee duniyaa hai . is haath do, us haath lo ! varanaa jahannum men jaao...!
alavidaa, pyaare aaeene ! alavidaa !
(samaapt)



