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apan to baor ho rahe hain

By furasatiya on February 2, 2012

kal apan kafi der baithe-baithe baor ho gaye! sidhe nahin poora tarike se huye bhaee! prosijar falo kiya! pahale kafi der tak kuchh kiye bina baithe rahe! fir sochate rahe! ghar-parivar ke bare men! fir thod anamane huye! fir halka sa udas aur tab fir jakar fainali baor hue!

ab jab itana mehanat karake baor huye to fir lagatar baor hote rahe kafi der tak! nyootan ke jadatv ke niyam ka samman karate huye! thik vaise hi jaise apani kriket kar rahi hai aajakal! ek bar hari to harati hi chali ja rahi! ab isamen log dhunaadhar bahas kar rahe hain. koee baitsamain ko dosh de raha hai koee balar ko! to koee kaptan ko! nyootan sahab ke jadatv ke niyam ke samman vali vali bat koee nahin kar raha hai!

jab bahut der baor ho liye to agala kadam apana stetas apadet karane ka kiya. GMail par stetas sata diya -baor ho rahe hain :)

jaise hi stetas sataya ki kaee mitra aa gaye saval poochhane ki baor kyon ho rahe hain?

hamane kaha ki bhaee yah sthiti hai apan kee! ham koee apane aap thodi chah rahe hain baor hona.

agale mitra ne tonka – baor ho rahe hain lekin muskara kyon rahe hain? unako meri baoriyat se takalif nahin thi. muskarahat se etaraj tha. vo to kaho dosti ka lihaj kar gaye varna kah sakate the – baor hote samay muskarate huye sharm nahin aati!

ek aur mitra ne kaha- baor ho rahe hain- ha,ha,ha,ha! :)

agale aaye unhonne do tho link thama diye ki isako padho baoriyat door ho jayegi! bad men pata laga ki ve hamako badi baoriyat dekar chhoti se nijat dilana chahate the! :)

kuchh ne salah di kuchh likhoon! kisi ne kaha kuchh padhoon! isase baoriyat door hogi! ek ne to aur donon vyayam ek sath karane kee salah di aur kaha -kuchh padho-likho! baoriyat door ho jayegi!

mamala itana ulajhaoo ho gaya ki dost log mujhase hi meri baoriyat ka katl karavane par utaroo ho gaye! vo to kaho main jhanse men nahin aaya varna din bhar kee mehanat se paida kee gayi, pali posi baoriyat ka hamare hi hatho khoon ho jata! dost log to foot lete hamare oopar baoriyat ke katl ka iljam lagata! mujhe mere grihasth dharm se bhataka dete bhaee log anajane men. :)

ghar se 510 kimi door baithe huye sachche grihasth ka yah param kartavy hota hai ki vah samay nikalakar niyamit roop se baor hota rahe! ghar se bahar nikalate hi baoriyat ka stak ladakar nikalana chahiye ek sachche grihasth ko! ghar kee niyamit chinta karani chahiye! ham vahi kar rahe the kal lekin dost log mere baoriyat yagya men blagaron kee tarah vyavadhan paida karate rahe! ek bhaee to baole n ho chitthacharcha hi kar dijiye!

sham ko bachche ne fon par ganit ka ek saval poochha! ham fon par hi tarika bata diye! fir usase poochhate rahe ki nikala ki nahin? kaee bar poochhane par bachcha baor ho gaya hoga! bad men usase saval ka uttar poochha! not kar liya! fir aaj kaee bar saval khud kiya to jo uttar usane bataya tha usase mulakat hi nahin huee! socha aajakal ke bachche laparavah hain! isake bad pata chala ki apan jo guna-bhag kar rahe the usamen mamala idhar-udhar ho gaya tha. baoriyat men kailakuleshan tak gadabad jata hai! :)

yahan mausam chakachak hai! subah dhoop pasari/ khili rahati hai! dhoop ke pasarane se lagata hai ki dhoop nithalli hai! n koee kam n koee dham! roj subah aakar shahar ke oopar beparavah pasar jati hai! dhoop khili hai se lagata hai jaise mehanat karake khili hai! khilane men jimmedari vali bat hai! kanfidens hai! pasarane men laparavahi! bindasapan! dhoop ke pasarane men lagata hai ki koee khanadani rasookh vala mamala hai! jaise netagiri men bap ke nam ka istemal karake bachche rajaniti ke aangan men pasar jate hain! unaka apane bap kee santan hona hi unako beparavah banata hai! khilane men mehanat karani padati hai! pasarane men sirf pasar jana hota hai! :)

akhabar men aaj kisi ne likha- shahar muskara raha hai! din khushanuma! sunahari /pili ghoop khili rahati hai. pata nahin kyon log isako gulabi thand kahate hain. mausam khushanuma shayad isaliye lagata hai in dinon kyon bahar ka tapaman sharir ke tapaman ke kafi najadik rahata hai. sharir bahar se n oorja jyada leta hai aur n jyada bahar dena hota hai. n kisi ko kuchh jyada lena ne kisi se kuchh adhik lena! aatmanirbharata ke najadik! khushahal rahane ke liye shayad yah jaroori hai ki n aap kisi par jyada nirbhar rahen n aap par koee bahut lada rahe! :)

kaee dinon se vahi purani-surani khabaren sunakar baor ho rahe the. aaj khabar dekhi ki noyad/dilli men kisi ke yahan chhapa pad! do -tin sau karod ke alle-palle kee baramadagi bataee gayi hai! 25 jagah chhape pade! foto dekhi to laga ki jisake yahan chhapa pad tha usane lagata hai tin-char din se dadi tak nahin banaee thi! apan to baor ho gaye agale ka chehara hi dekhakar! aise do-tin sau karod fokat ka paisa rakhane se kya fayada jab sasur tumako dadi banane tak kee furasat nahin. :)

aur bhi tamam sari baten hain. lekin vo sunakar aapako baor nahin karana chahate! abhi to apan akele hi baor ho rahe hain! aap mast rahiye :)

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36 responses to “apan to baor ho rahe hain”

  1. देवांशु निगम
    devanshu nigam February 2, 2012 at 7:55 pm | | Reply

    to baoriyat kitani hai , ebav baoriyat lain ya bilo baoriyat lain (aap hi ki ek doosari post men padha tha , jab bhi lagata hai baor hone vale hain to padh lete hain use )

    aur usi post se ek aur dedali vala “aap to bade lakee hain ji, baor ho rahe hain”

    aur rahi chhape kee bat, to paisa ginane men taim nikal gaya hoga isalie dadhi nahin bana paya hoga :) :) :)

    chakachak post hai ji !!!
    devanshu nigam kee haliya pravishti..bas ek dina….

    1. फ़ुरसतिया
      furasatiya February 3, 2012 at 9:29 am | | Reply

      :) abhi napi nahin kitti baoriyat hai! thodi ikatthi ho jaye fir apan nap ke batayenge ki baoriyat lain ke niche hai ya uppar! dadi to chaddha ji kee hamane dekhi lagata hai isi mod men rahati hai! :)

  2. Shikha Varshney
    Shikha Varshney February 2, 2012 at 8:24 pm | | Reply

    ye lo …aapakee to baoriyat bhi kamal kee hai ..
    Shikha Varshney kee haliya pravishti..miyan kee jooti miyan ke sir.

    1. फ़ुरसतिया
      furasatiya February 3, 2012 at 9:30 am | | Reply

      aisa kya? :)

  3. देवेन्द्र पाण्डेय
    devendr pandey February 2, 2012 at 8:30 pm | | Reply

    ham to mast hoiye gaye . aap aise hi roj baor hote rahiye aur achchha-achchha likhate rahiye:)

    1. फ़ुरसतिया
      furasatiya February 3, 2012 at 9:32 am | | Reply

      likhate rahane kee koshish kee jayegi lekin bataya jaye ki baor hone aur achchha likhane men kya samanupati sanbandh hai ? :)

  4. मनोज कुमार
    manoj kumar February 2, 2012 at 9:22 pm | | Reply

    oh! to abhi tak aap jabale pur men hain, tabhi to. yoo.pi. ka drama dekh-dekh kar ham sab aajakal apani baoriyat door kar rahe hain. pichhale post se n jane mujhe kya bhram ho gaya tha ki aap vapas kuchh din ke lie kanapur jane vale hain.
    fir bhi koee bat nahin, “tab tak baor ho lijie jab tak log aap se baor nahin ho jate.” (yah thyori bhi nyootan ke koee n koee niyam se prabhavit hi lagata hai.)
    manoj kumar kee haliya pravishti..soofimat ka vikas-2

    1. फ़ुरसतिया
      furasatiya February 3, 2012 at 9:34 am | | Reply

      han ji ham abhi t jabalaipur men hai! bangal ka drama khatam huaa to ab yoopi ka hi drama dekh lijiye . :)

  5. सलिल वर्मा
    salil varma February 2, 2012 at 9:35 pm | | Reply

    ye baoriyat bhi kamabakht kamal kee chiz hoti hai… aati hai to aise aati hai jaise ‘tum mere pas hote ho goya/jab koee doosara nahin hota’… magar safal lekhak vahi hai jo baoriyat se bhi usakee ridebiliti vailyoo nikal le… jabalapur kee baoriyat ka kya karenge aap… dard ka had se gujarana hai dava ho jana.. so baoriyat se hi buddhatv upajega!! kaise.. ye aage dekhenge “ham log”!!
    salil varma kee haliya pravishti..jadoogar

    1. फ़ुरसतिया
      furasatiya February 3, 2012 at 9:36 am | | Reply

      baoriyat kamal kee chij hoti hai ya nahin lekin hoti to hai! kisi chij ka hona apane aap men ek kamal hai! hai n? :)

  6. भारतीय नागरिक
    bharatiy nagarik February 3, 2012 at 1:38 am | | Reply

    ab to aapakee baoriyat se aanand uthana hi padega…
    bharatiy nagarik kee haliya pravishti..1-ghante bajane par rok nahin , 2 – kashmir se mishanari ko bahar jane ke aadesh die gaye !

    1. फ़ुरसतिया
      furasatiya February 3, 2012 at 9:37 am | | Reply

      han aanandit hoiye! ham baor hon aap aanandit . :)

  7. Abhishek
    Abhishek February 3, 2012 at 4:13 am | | Reply

    bich bich men baor hote rahiye :) aur nyootan ke jadatv ka palan karate hue post nikalate rahiye :)

    1. फ़ुरसतिया
      furasatiya February 3, 2012 at 9:37 am | | Reply

      kiya jayega prayas bich-bich men aur kinare-kinare bhi baor hone ka aur karane ka! :)

  8. aradhana
    aradhana February 3, 2012 at 4:27 am | | Reply

    kya kahane? koee khud kee baoriyat men bhi doosaron ko hansa sakata hai, to vo furasatiya hai :)
    aradhana kee haliya pravishti..die ke jalane se pichhe ka andhera aur gahara ho jata hai…

    1. फ़ुरसतिया
      furasatiya February 3, 2012 at 9:39 am | | Reply

      :) ham baor ho rahe hain to socha doosaron ko kyon baor karen ! :)

  9. amit srivastava
    amit srivastava February 3, 2012 at 6:06 am | | Reply

    aapakee post men sarabaor ho gae |
    amit srivastava kee haliya pravishti.." sone kee jagah to fiks ho gaee….."

    1. फ़ुरसतिया
      furasatiya February 3, 2012 at 9:40 am | | Reply

      vah! badhaee!

  10. संजय @ मो सम कौन...
    sanjay @ mo sam kaun... February 3, 2012 at 8:03 am | | Reply

    dadhi to isaliye banani rah gaee hogi ki chhapon kee khabar pahale maloom chal gaee hogi\
    sanjay @ mo sam kaun… kee haliya pravishti..nasha hai sabamen magar rang nashe ka hai juda……..

    1. फ़ुरसतिया
      furasatiya February 3, 2012 at 9:41 am | | Reply

      han lagata to aisa hi hai! isaee liye bad men paise bhi idhar-udhar ho gaye. bahut kam mila mal-matta!

  11. सतीश सक्सेना
    satish saksena February 3, 2012 at 9:18 am | | Reply

    apan bhi ……
    satish saksena kee haliya pravishti..papa ko bhi pyar chahie -satish saksena

    1. फ़ुरसतिया
      furasatiya February 3, 2012 at 9:41 am | | Reply

      are aapako baor hone ka adhikar nahin hai ji! aap baor ho gaye to baval ho jayega. aap to mastai rahiye! :)

  12. प्रवीण पाण्डेय
    pravin pandey February 3, 2012 at 9:44 am | | Reply

    jagat kee vividhata men doobane ka prayatn karen…
    pravin pandey kee haliya pravishti..gardan kee moch

    1. फ़ुरसतिया
      furasatiya February 3, 2012 at 9:48 am | | Reply

      baor hote aadami ko sara jagat ekasa dikhaee deta hai! baor sa! vividhata dikhati kidhar hai ji jisamen doobane ka yatn kiya jaye! :)

  13. रवि
    ravi February 3, 2012 at 12:20 pm | | Reply

    had hai!
    laip men intaraneti laipatop aur jeb men 3ji smart mobail ke rahate aap baor ho rahe hain!
    aapakee jhooth kee pol to abhi hi khul gaee jab nakali baoriyat men yah asali baoriyat post nikal aaee!… :)
    ravi kee haliya pravishti..aasapas bikhari huee shanadar kahaniyan – Stories from here and there – 74

    1. फ़ुरसतिया
      furasatiya February 5, 2012 at 7:08 pm | | Reply

      :) satyavachan maharaj! lekin afasos ki abhi ye donon hathiyar apane ke pas nahin aaye! aur pol ka kya usakee to niyati hi khul jana hota hai! :) :)

  14. आशीष श्रीवास्तव
    aashish shraeevastav February 3, 2012 at 12:32 pm | | Reply

    ye badhiya bataye aap ,tim ke harane ke lie jadatv jimmedar ho sakata hai…..

    aapakee baoriyat bhi mauj ke sath aati hai , usase post nikalati hai ….

    bhagavan aisi baoriyat sabako de …….bachchan ne kaha tha

    kah to sakate hai kahakar kuchh ji halka kar lete hai
    us par niyati ka manav se vyavahar n jane ka hoga ….

    aashish shraeevastav

  15. sanjay jha
    sanjay jha February 3, 2012 at 5:33 pm | | Reply

    aapakee baor-yat se ham-aari dil-lagi…….

    pranam.

  16. विवेक रस्तोगी
    vivek rastogi February 3, 2012 at 11:36 pm | | Reply

    gajab baor prani hai, jabalapur men hote hue baor.. apan to bhedaghat nikal lete the .
    vivek rastogi kee haliya pravishti..ab IRCTC kee vebasaeet achchha kam kar rahi hai.

  17. amit
    amit February 4, 2012 at 12:09 am | | Reply

    achchha aap baor ho rahe the aur isake chalate bakee logo ko baor karane ke lie yah post likh di? vaise raz kee bat batate hain, apan bhi baor ho rahe the aur socha kee kuchh padh ke baoriyat door kee jae ki tabhi fid ridar men aapakee post dikhi to socha baoriyat door hogi, aapane koee nuskha likha hoga baoriyat door karane ka lekin aapane to sari ummid par thand pani fer diya sardi ke taim men!! :)
    amit kee haliya pravishti..gajar ka halava…..

  18. संतोष त्रिवेदी
    santosh traivedi February 5, 2012 at 6:30 pm | | Reply

    baoriyat aur bimariyat ek sath ho to ?
    santosh traivedi kee haliya pravishti..bimar blogar kya sochata hai ?

  19. Gyandutt Pandey
    Gyandutt Pandey February 10, 2012 at 3:41 pm | | Reply

    dakkhin men dekh kar aa raha hoon. vahan aam bhi baor ho gaye hain. lad gaye hain baor se! :-)
    Gyandutt Pandey kee haliya pravishti..vishvanath ji kee jay ho!

  20. Deepak Shukla
    Deepak Shukla February 11, 2012 at 4:02 am | | Reply

    ham nyoo york men rahate hain aur aapake blog ko padh kar kabhi baor nahin hote. kabhi kanapoor ke bare men aur likhen. ghar yad aa jata aapake blog padh ke.

    sadar
    dipak

  21. pankaj mani
    pankaj mani February 13, 2012 at 5:08 am | | Reply

    vah aap kee lekhani ko naman anoop ji jab bhi padhata hoon rok nahin pata apani hansi ,aap ke vyang ban tazagi lie hue hote hai,bahut kam aaj ke kopi pest zamane men dekhane ko milata hai, hame taro taza karane ke lie dhanyavad,mainne tvittar pe aap se kaha tha aap shraeelal-II hai vo saty hi hain, dava ka kam karate hai lekh aapake , shubhakamanaye
    sadar
    pankaj mani traipathi

  22. atamprakashkumar
    atamprakashkumar February 19, 2012 at 1:08 pm | | Reply

    aap kee vyatha ,are bhaee kam men vyast raho ,hamen to yah pata bhi nahin hai ki baoriyat kis chidiya ka nam hai |fir bhi aap ki baoriyat ka vivaran kabale tarif hai |
    ati sundar |
    mere blog par aap sadar aamantrait hain |
    apani pratikriya aavashy den |
    http://kumar2291937.blogspot.com
    atamprakashkumar kee haliya pravishti..lad rahe neta yahan sansad bhavan men

  23. abhi
    abhi February 24, 2012 at 9:31 pm | | Reply

    aap baor hone ke lie bhi mehanat karate hain, kamal hai :p
    mast post!!
    abhi kee haliya pravishti..vo ladakee jo khush rahana janati thi

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