kntiyaayug kee aasann garmiyaan

garmiyaan aane ko hain. dastak de hee dee hai. bijalee kee killat aasann hai. har galee kooche ke kinaare lage traansafaarmar garm ho kar bam bolenge. fir nithalle logon kee fauj khadee ho kar ghanton dekhegee ki kaise theek karate hain unako bijalee karmee. bahudhaa traansafaarmar badale jaate hain. unakaa tel risataa hai yaa choree jaataa hai!
aur bhee kaee tarah kee cheejen kharaab hongee. tharmal yaa haaidal (nirbhar karataa hai ki aapake ilaake ke paas kaun saa bijalee kaa jenareshan sors hai) se bijalee jaayegee. kaee baar andaragraaund kebal pnkchar ho jaayaa karegee. kaee baar be mausamee aandhee-paanee se bijalee band hogee. kaee baar lagegaa ki bijalee yadaa kadaa jaatee hai to kaee din aise lagenge ki bijalee yadaa kadaa aatee hai!
par ek cheej kntiyaafnsaaoo yooporiyan vaataavaran men tay hai, vah hai ekses kntiyaa fnsaane kee badaulat bijalee ke taar tootane yaa bijalee jaane kaa niyamit khel. yahaan shivakutee men pichhale paanch saal se rahate huye main yah khel yoon dekhataa rahaa hoon, jaise dhritaraashtr kee sabhaa men sabhaasad aaye din shakuni ko paase fainkate dekhate rahe honge - bor hote, par asahaay!

aravind pun:

aravind se main san 2009 ke praarambh men milaa thaa. gngaa kinaare khetee karate paayaa thaa use. tab vah har baat ko pooraa kar vah samput kee tarah bol rahaa thaa - “aur kyaa karen, baaboojee, yahee kaam hai”.

kal vah pun: dikhaa. vaheen. ret men khetee karataa. aasapaas mujh jaise do teen tamaashabeen the. konhadaa kee kataaren badee ho gayee theen. vah konhadaa ke aas paas teen gadhdhe khod rahaa thaa - kareeb do haath gaharaaee vaale. unamen vah gobar kee khaad daalakar kuchh yooriyaa daalegaa. konhade kee jad itanee neeche tak jaayegee. vahaan tak unako poshak tatv degee khaad.

khodate huye vah kahataa bhee jaa rahaa thaa - "kyaa karen, yahee kaam hai."

bol rahaa thaa ki pichhalee khetee men nafaa naheen huaa. usake pahale kee men (jisakee pahale vaalee post hai) theek thaak kamaaee ho gaee thee. "abakee dekhen kyaa hotaa hai?"

vyathit honaa aravind ke parsonaa kaa sthaaee bhaav hai. kah rahaa thaa ki gngaa bahut peechhe chalee gaee hain; so khodanaa faavade se naheen ban paa rahaa. vah yah naheen kah rahaa thaa ki gngaa itanaa peechhe chalee gaee hain ki khetee ko bahut jagah mil gaee hai!

baal divas

let the daalaa chhath ke sooraj

lagataa hai raat der se soye the. meree tarah neend kee golee gatak kar. der ho gayee uthane men sooraj dev ko. ghaat par bheed ko maje se intajaar karaayaa.

lekin the khoob chatak, laal. us adhed meharaaroo kee daliyaa se lapp se ek thokavaa gapake aur chadh gaye aasamaan kee ataaree par. hamase batiyaaye naheen. naheen to ham bataa dete ki aaj veek-end hai. chhuttee le sakate hain. naheen to kaijooal leev. unakee saaree kaijooal leev padee hain. aakhir laips hee to honee hain.

jay sooryadev.

lalloo

hamen bataayaa ki lohe kaa get banataa hai aaloo kold storej ke paas. vahaan ghoom aaye. mittee kaa chaak chalaate kumhaar the vahaan, par get banaane vaale naheen. ghar aa kar ghar kaa rinoveshan karane vaale mistaree-in-chaarj bhagat jee ko kahaa to bole – oonhee t baa, patanjalee ke lagge (vaheen to hai, patnjali skool ke paas men)!

yaanee bhagat jee ne hamen galat pataa diyaa thaa. patnjali skool kold storej ke vipareet dishaa men hai.

harataalikaa teej

aaj savere mandir ke galiyaare men shnkar-paarvatee kee kachchee mittee kee pratimaayen aur unake shrringaar kaa sastauaa saamaan le kar futapaathiyaa baithaa thaa. achchhaa lagaa ki pratimaayen kachchee mittee kee theen – binaa rng rogan ke. visarjan men gngaajal ko aur pradooshit naheen karengee.

talloo kee machhariyaan

talloo kaa bhaaee bholaa bijanis karataa hai aur bache samay men daaroo peetaa hai. talloo daaroo peetaa hai aur bache samay men ab tak maal dhone kee traalee chalaataa thaa. daaroo kee killat bhaee to nau sau rupaye men traalee bech dee. ab ve nau sau bhee khatam ho chuke hain.

jagadev puree

jagadev puree jee shivakutee ke hanumaan mandir men poojaa kaary dekhate hain. umr lagabhag 85. par lagate painsath-sattar ke hain. yah pataa chalate hee ki ve pachaasee ke hain, meree patneejee ne turat ek lakadee todee – aapako najar n lage. aap to sattar se oopar ke naheen lagate! aap sau se oopar jiyen!

ham dono ne unake pair chhuye. hamen achchhaa lagaa. unhe bhee lagaa hee hogaa.

itihaas men ghoomanaa

savere main apane kaam kaa khataraag chhedane se pahale thodaa aas-paas ghoomataa hoon. meraa ladakaa saath men rahataa hai - shaido kee tarah. vah is liye ki (tathaakathit roop se) beemaar usakaa pitaa agar ladakhadaa kar gire to vah snbhaal le. kabhee jaroorat naheen padee; par kyaa pataa pad hee jaaye!

vaise ghoomanaa sadak par kam hotaa hai, man men jyaadaa. gngaa aakarshit karatee hain par ghaat par utaranaa varjit hai mere liye. yoon bhee nadee ke baare men bahut likh chukaa. ki naheen?