pradhaan, pokharaa, grees aur purtagaal

main pichhale maheene men pradhaan jee se kaee baar baat karane kaa yatn kar chukaa. har baar pataa chalataa hai ki pokharaa (taalaab) khudaa rahe hain. lagataa hai naregaa kee skeem unakaa bahut samay le le rahee hai. sarakaar bahut kharch kar rahee hai. paisaa kaheen se aa rahaa hogaa.

mahaanataa ke maanak - main aur aap

pichhalee teen poston men sabakee tippaniyon par sajnyaan pratitippaniyaan dekar aaj jab vichaaron ko vishraam diyaa aur darpan men apanaa vyaktitv nihaaraa to kuchh dhundhale kaale dhabbe, jo pahale naheen dikhate the, dikhaayee padne lage.

kuchh din huye ek charchit angrejee film dekhee thee, "maitriks".

mahaanataa se chhootaa to gngaa ko bhaagaa

mahaanataa se pagahaa tudaa gngaa tat par bhaagaa. dekhaa ki tat ke paas vaalee mukhy dhaaraa men paanee aur kam ho gayaa hai. ab to ek kukkur bhee aadhaa tairataa aur aadhaa paidal chalataa paar kar taapoo par pnhuch gayaa. paanee kam hone ke saath kinaare chhodatee gngaa maaee kee gndagee aur jhalakane lagee.

mahaanataa ke maanak-3 / kyon girate hain mahaan

tharoor, taaigar vuds, klintan, tamil abhinetree ke saath svaamee, charch ke skaindal par pop, satyam, inaron, roman raajy. kadee lambee hai par sab men ek chhotee see baat vidyamaan hai. sab ke sab oonchaaee se gire hain. sabhee ko gaharee chot lagee, koee bataaye yaa chhipaaye. ham kabhee oonchaaee par pahunche naheen isaliye unake dukh kaa varnan naheen kar sakate hain par snvedanaa pooree hai kyonki unhen chot lagee hai. par koee kabhee mil gayaa to ek prashn avashy poonchhanaa hai.

mahaanataa ke maanak-2

sampatti, shakti, yash, saundary, jnyaan aur tyaag.

ye 6 visheshataayen n keval aapako aakarshit karatee hain varan desh, samaaj, sabhyataayen aur aadhunik kampaniyaan bhee inake ghere men hain. yahee gheraa meree chintan prakriyaa ko ek saptaah se lapete huye hain.

mahaanataa ke maanak

yah post shree praveen paandey kee atithi post hai. praveen bengaluroo rel mandal ke varishth mandal vaanijy prabandhak hain. praveen is vishay par do aur posten prastut karenge -ek ek din ke antaraal par.

vishay yadi ebstraikt ho to chintan prakriyaa men dimaag kaa fichakur nikal aataa hai. mahaanataa bhee usee shrenee men aataa hai. sadiyon se log isamen joojh rahe hain. thodee intropee ham bhee badhaa diye. binaa nishkarsh ke open sarkit chhod rahe hain. samhaaliye.
saadar, praveena|

mahaanataa ek aisaa vishay hai jis par jab bhee koee pustak milee, padh daalee. abhee tak par koee sunishchit avadhaaranaa naheen ban paayee hai. intaranet par sarch thonkiye to soochanaa kaa pahaad aap par bharabharaa kar gir padegaa aur jhaadte-foonkate baahar aane men do-teen din lag jaayenge. nishkarsh kuchh naheen.
teen prashn hain. kaun mahaan hain, kyon mahaan hain aur kaise mahaan bane? poorn uttar to mujhe bhee naheen mile hain par vichaaron kee gutthiyaan aap ke sammukh sarakaa rahaa hoon.

dahej

vakr tippaniyon kaa bahudhaa main buraa naheen maanataa. shaayad main bhee karataa rahataa hoon. par vivek sinh kee yah pichhalee post par vakr tippanee chubh gaee:

"meree patneejee ke khet kaa genhoon hai."
kyaa ! aap abhee tak dahej lie jaa rahe hai ?

navaann

vaishaakhee beet gaee. navaann kaa intajaar hai. nayaa gehoon. bataate hain arahar achchhee naheen huee. ek beriyaan kee chheemee pusht naheen huee ki fir fool aa gaye. yooporiyan arahar to chaupat, pataa naheen vidarbh kaa kyaa haal hai?

badalaav

bloging saamaajikataa snvardhan kaa aujaar hai. doosaron ke saath judane kaa antim lakshy moolyon par aardhaarit netritv vikaas hai.

kyaa hotaa hai yah? snjeet tripaathee mujhase baarabaar poochhate rahe hain ki bloging ne mujhamen kyaa badalaav kiye. aur main yah soch paayaa hoon ki ek behad antarmukhee naukarashaah se kuchh opaning ap huee hai.

ham ek do-aayaamee sthiti kee kalpanaa karen. usamen y-axis aatmavikaas kee hai aur x-axis saamaajikataa kee hai. aatmavikaas aur saamaajikataa ke vibhinn snyogon se ham vyaktiyon ko mote taur chaar prakaar ke samoohon men baant sakate hain. yah chitr men spasht hogaa -

laipatop kaa leep-faarvard

kaheen bahut pahale sunaa thaa,

baap maraa andhiyaare men, betaa povar haaus .

aaj jab hamaare laipatop mahoday kaayaakalp karaa ke laute aur hamaaree laip par aakar viraajit huye to yahee udgaar munh se nikal pade. ab inakee vaaital stetistiks is prakaar hain.

naaoo - II

bhairo prasaad kaa sailoon kaard-bord fektaree (ab band) kee deevaar ke sahaare futapaath par hai. shaam ke samay maine dekhaa to vah futapaath par jhaadoo se kate baal bator rahe the. ek kursee, sheeshaa, baal banaane ke aujaar, ek bench aur ek stool hai unakee dukaan men. chhat ke naam par balliyon ke sahaare taanee gaee ek chaadar.

bataayaa ki ek heyar kating kaa 10 rupayaa [1] lete hain. maine poochhaa ki kitanee aamadanee ho jaatee hai, to haan hoon men kuchh non kamital kahaa bhairo prasaad ne. par bodee lengvej kah rahee thee ki asntusht yaa niraash naheen hain ve.

naaoo

pilaanee men jab main padhataa thaa ko kanot (shivagngaa shoping sentar ko ham kanot kahate the) men ek sailoon thaa. vahaan baal kaatane vaalaa ek adhed vyakti thaa – rukamaanand. usakee dukaan kee deevaar par sheeshe men madhaa ek kaagaj thaa -

rukamaanand ek kushal naaoo hai. main jab bhee pilaanee aataa hoon, yahee mere baal banaataa hai.

- raajendr prasaad

koj besd bloging (Cause Based Blogging)

kyaa karen, hindee sevaa kaa koj lapak len? par samasyaa yah hai ki abatak kee aath sau se jyaadaa poston men apanee lngadee-loolee hindee se kaam chalaayaa hai. tab achaanak hindee sevaa kaise kornar kee jaa sakatee hai?

hindoo-muslim ekataa kee baat ho rahee hai. yah ek nobal koj (noble cause) hai. log tapakaaye jaa rahe hain post. ve sochate hain ki agar ve n tapakaayen post to dngaa ho jaaye. desh bharabharaa kar gir jaaye. log baag bhee poore/thosa/mauna/mukhar samarthan men tipere jaa rahe hain – gngaa-jamunee snskriti (kyaa hai?) lahalahaayamaan hai. isee men shivakumaar mishr bhee fasal kaat le rahe hain.

udhar suresh chipaloonakar kee udagr hindutv vaadee poston par bhee log samarthan men bichh rahe hain. kesariyaa rng chatak hai. shuddh hare rng vaalee posten padhee naheen; so unake baare men kont se!

bheeshm uth nirnay sunaao

bheeshm kaa abhishaap yah thaa ki unhone jis kalah se kul ko bachaane ke liye apane sukhon kee bali dete huye bheeshm pratijnyaa lee, usee kul ke snhaar mahaabhaarat ke pratham senaanaayak bane. jis kul kee kalah kam karane ke liye apanaa munh naheen khole, usee kul kaa poorn vinaash yuddhakshetr men lete huye dekhe. is vishay par adhyaay likhe jaa sakate hain ki bheeshm kaa kitanaa dosh thaa. man par maanataa naheen hai ki koee bujurg jo shreshth thaa, vah us samay bhee maun kyon saadhe rahaa jab sabake netr unakee or tike the. bhavishy ke kis kone se yah ghatanaa binaa uttar diye nikal jaane dee jaayegee?

paraspar snvaadaatmak bloging – asafal prayog!

mere baare men anoop shukl kaa puraanaa kathan hai ki main maatr vishay pravartan karataa hoon, log tippanee se usakee keemat badhaate hain. yah keemat badhaanaa kaa khelaa maine baz par dekhaa. ek sajjan ne kahaa ki yah saamuhik chaiting saa lag rahaa hai. paraspar snvaad. post nepathy men chalee jaatee hai, logon kaa yogadaan vishay ubhaarataa hai. blog par yah ubhaarane vaalaa tool chaahiye.

paraspar snvaadaatmak bloging

mere baare men anoop shukl kaa puraanaa kathan hai ki main maatr vishay pravartan karataa hoon, log tippanee se usakee keemat badhaate hain. yah keemat badhaanaa kaa khelaa maine baz par dekhaa. ek sajjan ne kahaa ki yah saamuhik chaiting saa lag rahaa hai. paraspar snvaad. post nepathy men chalee jaatee hai, logon kaa yogadaan vishay ubhaarataa hai. blog par yah ubhaarane vaalaa tool chaahiye.

abhivyakti kaa sfot

saanjh ghir aaee hai. peepal par tarah tarah kee chidiyaan apanee apanee aavaaj men bol rahee hain. jahaan baithatee hain to kuchh samay baad vah jagah pasand n aane par fudak kar idhar udhar baithatee hain. kuchh ek ped se ud kar doosare par baithane chalee jaatee hain.

kyaa bol raheen hain ve?! jo n samajh paaye vah (mere jaisaa) to ise abhivyakti kaa (vi)sfot hee kahegaa. bahut kuchh intaranet jaisaa. blog – feed reedar – fesabuk – tvitar – baz – saadhoo – mahant – thelak – hen – ten! raat hone par pakshee shaant ho jaate hain. par yahaan to chalatee rahatee hai abhivyakti.

hen hen hen, yah hindee sevaa men hai!

googal baj par blog posten badee saralataa se jaa rahee hain. log vaheen dho-ponchh le rahe hain. par jo googal baj se praarambh hotaa hai, vah blog men aane kaa reevars maaigreshan agar chal nikale to majaa aaye.

maine ek hindee sevaatmak baz likhaa thaa. jo paryaapt bazaa. usapar praaimaree ke maastar jee ne pun: bazaayaa. vah sab neeche pun: ger rahaa hoon taaki sanad rahe blog par.

isamen charchaa men aayaa hai ki anoop sukul aur snjeet tripaathee ke khilaaf kopeeraait ullnghan kaa maamalaa bhee banataa hai. ab unhe bhugatanaa hai, ve bhugaten! ham to thel kar chale. bahut kaam bachaa padaa hai! :-)

haan, is post par tippanee band naheen hai.