hamen bataayaa ki lohe kaa get banataa hai aaloo kold storej ke paas. vahaan ghoom aaye. mittee kaa chaak chalaate kumhaar the vahaan, par get banaane vaale naheen. ghar aa kar ghar kaa rinoveshan karane vaale mistaree-in-chaarj bhagat jee ko kahaa to bole – oonhee t baa, patanjalee ke lagge (vaheen to hai, patnjali skool ke paas men)!
yaanee bhagat jee ne hamen galat pataa diyaa thaa. patnjali skool kold storej ke vipareet dishaa men hai.
agale din un get banaane vaale sajjan ko ve hamaare ghar le aaye. unhone naam bataayaa – lalloo.
bas lalloo? pooraa naam kyaa hai? unhone kahaa ki yahee hai, sab unhe lalloo ke naam se jaanate hain.
pooree baat karane par hamane das hajaar rupaye kaa bayaanaa diyaa. unakaa naam darj kiyaa mobaail men. ek baar fir poochhaa maine – naam lalloo bhar hai? ab un sajjan ne das hajaar kee gaddee jeb men daalate huye kahaa – “vaise naam naseem ahamad hai. par sab lalloo ke naam se hee jaanate hain.”
main samajh gayaa; hindoo bahul kshetr men naseem ahamad muslim hone ke kaaran apane graahak khonaa naheen chaahate. lihaajaa lalloo hain.
lalloo chalane ko huye. unake namaste karane par meree patneejee ne kahaa – are, jaraa rukiye, paanee to peete jaaiye.
ve rasoee men gayeen, lalloo jee ke liye jalapaan laane ko. is liye ki lalloo yah n samajhen ki lalloo se naseem ahamad hote hee ve ghar ke daanaa-paanee ke ayogy ho gaye!
ek samaaj bane jisamen naseem ahamad ko lalloo kahaane kee jaroorat n pade.
anuraag sharmaa (smaart indiyan) jee ne meraa pagadee yukt chitr bhejaa hai. bakaul reetaa paandey, bahut jam rahee hai pagadee.
ek baar mere sahakarmiyon nen indaur men pahanaaee thee pagadee. par vah chitr kaheen idhar udhar ho gayaa.
lalloo jee end sns kee yaad aa gayee !
ReplyDeletetaaoo ke baad ab aap bhee pagadeedhaaree :)
ek samaaj bane jisamen naseem ahamad ko lalloo kahaane kee jaroorat n pade.
ReplyDeletelalloo jaise chhadm-naam ko to dharmanirapeksh naam kaa pratham puraskaar milanaa chaahiye.
pagadee to chhaa gayee mahaaraaj! agar laal teekaa bhee hotaa to chitr aur bhee prabhaavee hotaa.
ReplyDeleteshubhakaamanaaen aapake svaasthy aur is samaaj ke lie ! pagadee vaakaee bahut achchhee lag rahee hai
ReplyDeletelo jee. hamaare puraane flait ko achchhoo miyaan ne umaashnkar mishr naam bataakar kiraaye par le liyaa, aur to aur unhonne baakaayadaa isee naam se vakeel kaa kaagaj bhee banavaayaa. fir ek din pitaajee kisee kaam se flait achaanak hee pahunch gae to pataa chalaa ki 'umaashnkar' jee namaaj padhane gae hain. pitaajee kaa bigadnaa to laajimee thaa hee, lekin farjee naam se makaan kiraae par lene ke kaaran.
ReplyDeletefir pitaajee ko yaad aayaa ki jab 'umaashnkar' jee har maheene kiraayaa dene aate the tab ve hameshaa chup rahate the aur unake saath aksar aane vaalaa unakaa ek hindoo dost hee bakabak kiyaa karataa thaa!
doosaree baat. hamaare ghar men bhee ek mausere bhaaee 'lalloo' hee hain. jab unakee relave men naukaree lagee tab yavatamaal trening ke lie jaane lage par unakee bholee maan har taraf yahee soochanaa detee raheen ki unakaa betaa viyatanaam jaa rahaa hai.
shreematee reetaa paandey jee kee raay ke vipareet, pagadee to thopee huee hee lag rahee hai jee.
sabhee shaantipriy jan is jaati aur dharm ke vish se bachanaa chaahate hain. kaee apane naam ke aage saranaam naheen lagaate hain, yadi lagaate hain to prateekaatmak.
ReplyDeletepoochhaa un thekedaaron se jaaye jinhone yah vaataavaran vishaakt kar diyaa hai.
abhee pnchaayat chunaav se aayaa to jis muslim bahul gaavn men kartavy nibhaa rahaa thaa vahaan votars ke naam kuchh aise hee the !
ReplyDeletemajanoo putr mngalee
asalam putr jayapaan
bhooraa putr roshan ahamad
......... sabhee pahanaave se muslim hee the !
(....aapakee post jaisaa kuchh andeshaa hotaa to pooree votar list yaad kar aate )
bakiyaa pagadee to achchhee lag rahee hai ..... jee !
lalloo kee baat hamen sochane par majaboor karatee hai.
ReplyDeletesahamat hoon aapase. yahaan bhee hamane anubhav kiyaa hai ki yadi aap musalamaan hain to kiraaye ke lie ghar milanaa mushkil hotaa hai.
lalloo to ek chhotaa aadamee hai
bade bade filmee sitaaron kaa kyaa?
yusuf khaan dilip kumaar kahalaataa hai.
aur bhee kaee aise log honge jo apanaa muslim identity chhupaate to naheen par ghoshanaa bhee naheen karate.
yahaan bengalooru ke residential localities men kaee saare general provision stores hai.
iname kuchh dukaan keralke musalamaanon ke hain. dekhane men musalamaan bilkul naheen lagate.
n koee daadhee, aur n koee skull cap. aap in dukaanon ko aasanee se pahchaan sakate hai.
ek to har shukravaar dopahar ko dukaan band rahataa hai. dukaan kaa naam se bhee aap pahachaan sakate hain.
yadi dukaanadaar hindoo hai to dukaan kaa naam hogaa ganesh stors, yaa mnjunaathaa stors, yaa raaghavendr stors yaa lakshmee venkateshevaraa stors.
yadi dukaanadaar musalamaan hai to jaahir hai ke ese naam to snbhav naheen. par musalamaan hone kee ghoshanaa bhee naheen karate. unake dukaanon ke naam royal stors, naishanal stors, nobal stors, simlaa stors, kvaalitee stors vagairah hote hain.
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ham bhee aap jaise hain is maamale men. kaam dhandhe men meraa koee dhaarmik prejudice naheen hai. meraa chahetaa darjee, musalamaan thaa. ghar banaate samay meraa ilektrishiyan aur plambar bhee musalamaan hee the. unhen apanaa naam badalane kee aavashyakataa naheen thee. kaam men itane pakke aur saksham the ki sab unakee sifaarish karate the.
ReplyDeletepar yah avashay sach hai ki ham jaise log jyaadaa naheen hain. kabhee kabhee, kuchh nagaron men yaa ilaakon men musalamaan honaa ek handicap hotaa hai. ab yah vivaad kaa prashn ho sakataa hai ki is ke lie jimmedaar kaun hai? ve yaa ham?
pagadee men aap jach rahen jee. shaayad photoshop kaa kamaal hai?
shubhakaamanaaen
jee vishvanaath
ek samaaj bane jisamen naseem ahamad ko lalloo kahaane kee jaroorat n pade.
ReplyDeletebahut sahee .. vaise foto achchhee hai !!
@ nishaant mishr - aap sahee kah rahe hain. mahaanataa ham par sadaiv thopee huee hee lagegee n! :)
ReplyDeleteaap sahee likh rahe hain, lekin yahaan to aisaa hone kee adhik snbhaavanaa hai ki ravi ko raoof likhanaa pade. aap kah sakate hain ki yah bahut daree huee soch hai, yaa vaastavikataa ke kareeb naheen. lekin somanaath par bhee aakraman ho gayaa thaa pahaadon aur registaanon ko paar kar..
ReplyDeleteaisaa samaaj dharm-majahab ko nihaayat vyaktigat maamalaa banane par hee snbhav hai. safar lnbaa hai. par sapane dekhe binaa sach bhee naheen hote. yah sapanaa to main nirantar dekhataa hoon.
ReplyDeleteraajasthaanee jaat lag rahe hain pagadee men. bilakul taaoo se.
@ bhaarateey naagarik > somanaath par bhee aakraman ho gayaa thaa pahaadon aur registaanon ko paar kar..
ReplyDeletesahee. aur ab yug aarthik prabhutaa kaa hai. talavaar aur aatnk ke bal par teez kiyaa jaa sakataa hai. prabhutaa naheen paaee jaa sakatee. bhaarat apanee aarthik sampannataa men chamatkrit karane vaalee vriddhi kare; jaisee gujaraat men dikh rahee hai. fir koee somanaath n jeet sakegaa.
tel ke bal par jo aatnk fail rahaa hai, vah kitanaa chalegaa. kitanaa eendhan daalegaa aatnk men tel?
tasaleemaa nasareen kee kitaabon men ravi ko raoof likhane ke kisse bhare pade hain. isake baavajood unakaa katl hone ke bhee....
ReplyDeletemanushy apane patan kaa koee avasar khonaa naheen chaahataa. kuchh apavaadon kee baat alag hai.
vyakti ko usake gunon ke aadhaar par sammaan denaa chaahie, n ki majahab ke aadhaar par...kuchh sochane ke lie udvelit karataa prasng.
ReplyDeleteaapakee post padh kar n jaane kitane naam yaad aa rahe hain jo musalamaan hain lekin aaj bhee atyant prem aur aadar se ham pati-patnee kee nisvaarth sevaa kar rahe hain tathaa paarishramikavaale kaamon mn 'jo theek samajhen, de deejie' kahate hain. pataa naheen kyon, hamaar hindoo aura/yaa musalamaan honaa jarooree kyon hai.
ReplyDeletepagadee men ap achchhe lag rahe hain. kahen to indaur se (aur n ho to ratalaam se hee) kahen utee pagadiyon bhijavaa den. shart yahee hai ki ve dikhaavatee naheen hongee, roj bondh kar daftar jaanaa padegaa.
vaah guroojee is umr men pagadee to khoob fab rahee hai .... aabhaar
ReplyDelete@ siddhaarth - yah meraa dridh vishvaas hai ki hindoo, islaam kee bajaay adhik sahishnu dharm hai.
ReplyDelete@ vishnu bairaagee - ab nity daftar pahan kar jaane kee baat to naheen maan sakataa. shaayad ek din bhee n jaa paaoon. jo cholaa ban gayaa hai, use badalanaa bahut kathin hai! :(
laaloo rakhataa to buraa lagataa, lalloo to apanaa saa lagaa, dharm or jaat kaa kyaa kaam sab insaan hee he, topee mai to aap khub jnch rahe he jee, kaan ke peechhe kaalaa teekaa lagaa le :)
ReplyDeletenice
ReplyDeleteek samaaj bane jisamen naseem ahamad ko lalloo kahaane kee jaroorat n pade.
ReplyDelete-kaash!!
-pagadee valee hee kar lijiye ab profaaeel pikchar. :)
hamaare yahaan bhee ek munnaa hai jinakaa naam shekh ahamad hai par hain vo shaakaahaaree!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteek pagadee baandh ke bhee khichavaa hee leejie ab.
ReplyDeletenaa jaane kitane lalloo ,pappoo,guddoo hai aur yah vah baat nahee jo aapane samjhaa . yah koee vyaavasaayik majbooree nahee hai ham jaanate hai is tareeke kaamo me muslim kaareegar hee jyaadaa hai . aur to aur barelee me frns bekaree aur raamapur me renabo bekaree muslimo kee hai aur sabase jayaadaa bikree hai unake pestree aur biskooto kee yah jaanate huye bhee yah muslamaano kee hai .
ReplyDeleteaaj tak barelee vaale topee hee pahanaane me maahir the ab to pagadee bhee pahanaane lage :)
lalloo, baaboo, munnaa naam to jaati-dharm se upar hindustaanee naam hain. hamaare ek padosee pndit jee huaa karate the, raam gulaam.
ReplyDeletenaam sun kar, majhab jaanane kee koshish kyon kiyaa karate hain?
ReplyDeletedil parakh kar, insaan ko jaananaa jrooree hai,
lifaafe men naheen, kht men paigaam huaa karataa hai,
kitaab-e-dil ke majamoon ko samajhanaa jrooree hai
Lovely post, sir! Thank you very much
ilaahabaad men apanaa makaan banavaate samay keval raajageer ( Mason) ko chhodkar baakee sabhee kaareegar musalamaan the jinase bahut achchhaa rishtaa rahaa aur kaeeyon ne to eed bakareed par daavat bhee dee... bahut se to aaj bhee ilaahabaad jaane par milate hain. magar ek baar ek chhote se kaam ke lie ek ilektrishiyan ko bulavaayaa jo naam se muslim thaa magar haath par om gudaa thaa poochhane par badee bluntly bolaa kee bachapan kee kusngat kaa parinaam hai.
ReplyDeletebahut hee dukhad sthiti hai....agar naam chhupaane ki naubat aa jaae......par jab munbaee jaise shahar men ektar 'imaraan haashmee' ko manachaahe bilding men flait naheen milataa to kyaa kahaa jaae.
ReplyDeletekaafee pahale 'shoeb ' naam ke kisee blogar kee ek post padhee thee ki..."log jab naam sunakar naak bhaun sikodte hain to gaaliyaan dene kaa man karataa hai "(ek vyaktigat anubhav par likhaa thaa unhonne .)
baasntee pagadee jnch rahee hai.
yah to aapane ekadam sahee kahee...
ReplyDeleteeeshvar karen kabhee yah din aaye...
lalloo ko naam chhupaanaa pad rahaa hai to isake liye kuchh kattarapnthee hee jimmedaar hain. hinduon ke kaaran use naam chhupaanaa naheen pad rahaa.
ReplyDeletekuchh isee prakaar kee post snjay jee ne likhee hai.
apanee pahachaan ko lekar ghabaraae hue hain muslim?
bahut dino baad aana hua aur aap ka kalever waise he bana hua hai padh kar acchha laga.
ReplyDeleteAap ki post par sabhi ke vichaar bhi padhe, ab soch raha hoon, kis ka jeevan adhik doobhar hota hai,hindu bahul shahar main ek muslim ka ya muslim bahul shahar main hinduon ka ?
pataa naheen kitane vibhed lekar yah duniyaa chal rahee hai? naheen jee yah kabhee mitane vaalaa antar naheen hai yadi yah mitegaa to doosaraa ban jaaegaa.
ReplyDelete@ Ajit Gupta - aapakaa sochanaa sahee hai ajit jee. maanav ke svabhaav men hai jaati-varn-varg-dharm men bntanaa. ek dharm men agar koee maseehaa in vibhedon ko door karataa hai to usake anuyaayee us maseehe kaa kathan insteetooshanalaaij kar ek nayaa dharm chalaa dete hain. :)
ReplyDeletesvatntrataa ke pahale ke vish kaa asar hai, aur yah vish kam hone kee jagah badtaa hee jaa rahaa hai.
ReplyDeletepagadee vaale foto se aapakaa maalavee hone kaa ahasaas jaagrit hotaa hai.
svatntrataa ke pahale ke vish kaa asar hai, aur yah vish kam hone kee jagah badtaa hee jaa rahaa hai.
ReplyDeletepagadee vaale foto se aapakaa maalavee hone kaa ahasaas jaagrit hotaa hai.
lalloo ko naam chhupaanaa pad rahaa hai to isake liye kuchh kattarapnthee hee jimmedaar hain. hinduon ke kaaran use naam chhupaanaa naheen pad rahaa.
ReplyDeletekuchh isee prakaar kee post snjay jee ne likhee hai.
apanee pahachaan ko lekar ghabaraae hue hain muslim?
bahut hee dukhad sthiti hai....agar naam chhupaane ki naubat aa jaae......par jab munbaee jaise shahar men ektar 'imaraan haashmee' ko manachaahe bilding men flait naheen milataa to kyaa kahaa jaae.
ReplyDeletekaafee pahale 'shoeb ' naam ke kisee blogar kee ek post padhee thee ki..."log jab naam sunakar naak bhaun sikodte hain to gaaliyaan dene kaa man karataa hai "(ek vyaktigat anubhav par likhaa thaa unhonne .)
baasntee pagadee jnch rahee hai.
aapakee post padh kar n jaane kitane naam yaad aa rahe hain jo musalamaan hain lekin aaj bhee atyant prem aur aadar se ham pati-patnee kee nisvaarth sevaa kar rahe hain tathaa paarishramikavaale kaamon mn 'jo theek samajhen, de deejie' kahate hain. pataa naheen kyon, hamaar hindoo aura/yaa musalamaan honaa jarooree kyon hai.
ReplyDeletepagadee men ap achchhe lag rahe hain. kahen to indaur se (aur n ho to ratalaam se hee) kahen utee pagadiyon bhijavaa den. shart yahee hai ki ve dikhaavatee naheen hongee, roj bondh kar daftar jaanaa padegaa.
ham bhee aap jaise hain is maamale men. kaam dhandhe men meraa koee dhaarmik prejudice naheen hai. meraa chahetaa darjee, musalamaan thaa. ghar banaate samay meraa ilektrishiyan aur plambar bhee musalamaan hee the. unhen apanaa naam badalane kee aavashyakataa naheen thee. kaam men itane pakke aur saksham the ki sab unakee sifaarish karate the.
ReplyDeletepar yah avashay sach hai ki ham jaise log jyaadaa naheen hain. kabhee kabhee, kuchh nagaron men yaa ilaakon men musalamaan honaa ek handicap hotaa hai. ab yah vivaad kaa prashn ho sakataa hai ki is ke lie jimmedaar kaun hai? ve yaa ham?
pagadee men aap jach rahen jee. shaayad photoshop kaa kamaal hai?
shubhakaamanaaen
jee vishvanaath
lalloo kee baat hamen sochane par majaboor karatee hai.
ReplyDeletesahamat hoon aapase. yahaan bhee hamane anubhav kiyaa hai ki yadi aap musalamaan hain to kiraaye ke lie ghar milanaa mushkil hotaa hai.
lalloo to ek chhotaa aadamee hai
bade bade filmee sitaaron kaa kyaa?
yusuf khaan dilip kumaar kahalaataa hai.
aur bhee kaee aise log honge jo apanaa muslim identity chhupaate to naheen par ghoshanaa bhee naheen karate.
yahaan bengalooru ke residential localities men kaee saare general provision stores hai.
iname kuchh dukaan keralke musalamaanon ke hain. dekhane men musalamaan bilkul naheen lagate.
n koee daadhee, aur n koee skull cap. aap in dukaanon ko aasanee se pahchaan sakate hai.
ek to har shukravaar dopahar ko dukaan band rahataa hai. dukaan kaa naam se bhee aap pahachaan sakate hain.
yadi dukaanadaar hindoo hai to dukaan kaa naam hogaa ganesh stors, yaa mnjunaathaa stors, yaa raaghavendr stors yaa lakshmee venkateshevaraa stors.
yadi dukaanadaar musalamaan hai to jaahir hai ke ese naam to snbhav naheen. par musalamaan hone kee ghoshanaa bhee naheen karate. unake dukaanon ke naam royal stors, naishanal stors, nobal stors, simlaa stors, kvaalitee stors vagairah hote hain.
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sabhee shaantipriy jan is jaati aur dharm ke vish se bachanaa chaahate hain. kaee apane naam ke aage saranaam naheen lagaate hain, yadi lagaate hain to prateekaatmak.
ReplyDeletepoochhaa un thekedaaron se jaaye jinhone yah vaataavaran vishaakt kar diyaa hai.
lo jee. hamaare puraane flait ko achchhoo miyaan ne umaashnkar mishr naam bataakar kiraaye par le liyaa, aur to aur unhonne baakaayadaa isee naam se vakeel kaa kaagaj bhee banavaayaa. fir ek din pitaajee kisee kaam se flait achaanak hee pahunch gae to pataa chalaa ki 'umaashnkar' jee namaaj padhane gae hain. pitaajee kaa bigadnaa to laajimee thaa hee, lekin farjee naam se makaan kiraae par lene ke kaaran.
ReplyDeletefir pitaajee ko yaad aayaa ki jab 'umaashnkar' jee har maheene kiraayaa dene aate the tab ve hameshaa chup rahate the aur unake saath aksar aane vaalaa unakaa ek hindoo dost hee bakabak kiyaa karataa thaa!
doosaree baat. hamaare ghar men bhee ek mausere bhaaee 'lalloo' hee hain. jab unakee relave men naukaree lagee tab yavatamaal trening ke lie jaane lage par unakee bholee maan har taraf yahee soochanaa detee raheen ki unakaa betaa viyatanaam jaa rahaa hai.
shreematee reetaa paandey jee kee raay ke vipareet, pagadee to thopee huee hee lag rahee hai jee.