ek sajjan netavark maarketing ke tahad ghar par ilektromaignetik kuking sistam kaa dimonstreshan kar ke gaye hain. poore jaaduee andaaj men. chaar kap chaay banaa kar bataaee hai. kookar kee plet par 500 rupaye kaa not rakh kar bataayaa hai ki kuking sistam kee plet garam naheen hotee aur not jalataa naheen. haath bhee peesee sarakaar kee mudraa men chalaaye hain. netavark maarketing par chhotaa-motaa vyaakhyaan bhee de diyaa hai.
unake jaane ke baad ghar men sab charchaa rat hain aur main intaranet par yah kuking sistam sarch kar rahaa hoon. apane liye to saaree soochanaa isee kampyootar ke dibbe men band hai. teen chaar saaiten – cheen aur chainne ke saath aur jagahon ke pate bhee hain. bataayaa hai ki bijalee bahut kam letaa hai, bartan jalane-ufanane kaa jhnjhat naheen. aage aane vaale samay men jab petrol 100 rupaye leetar hogaa aur rasoee gais par sabasidee khatam hogee tab to yah khoob chalegaa...
ghar men sab magan hain. ab doosare star par charchaa chal padee hai – are chunnoo ke yahaan bhee yahee aayaa hai. use maaloom naheen, tabhee bijalee kaa heetar bol rahaa thaa jo garam naheen hotaa. jab tak ve kntiyaa fnsaa kar bijalee lete the, tab tak khaanaa usee par banaate the. ab band kar diyaa hai.... aur saath men jo vimal sooting kaa soot lenth free milegaa, vah kaam kaa hai. sardee men ek soot banavaanaa hee hai (soot kee silaaee kharch kee charchaa koee naheen kar rahaa).... rasoee gais to fir bhee rakhanee hogee. bijalee kaa kyaa bharosaa kab chalee jaaye.
n jee, yah vaalaa kookar lo, saath men chapate pende ke steel vaale bartana/preshar kookar lo... kharchaa hee kharchaa...aur bol hee to rahaa hai bechane vaalaa ki maheene men 200-250 rupaye kee bijalee lagegee. jyaadaa lagee to? yah sun kar main net par dekhataa hoon - 1.8 kilovaat kee reting hai kuking sistam kee. par ghar men koee naheen bataa paataa ki roj kitane samay tak yah chalegaa khaanaa banaane men. meraa kailkuletar istemaal hee naheen ho paataa. baakee logon ko yoonit upayog kee kailkyuleshan se lenaa-denaa naheen hai. charchaa jaaree rahatee hai.
achchhaa ammaa, aap le rahee hain? ammaa pallaa jhaad letee hain – aap log banaate ho, aap jaano. fir meree taraf dekhaa jaataa hai – intaranet par dekh rahe ho, bataao? main kampanee kaa tarnaovar dhoondh rahaa hoon. agar itane laakh log netavark se jude hain (jaisaa vah dimonstretar bataa rahaa thaa) aur prativyakti tarnaovar 5-6 hajaar kaa hai to netavark kaisaa. har aadamee keval utpaad khareed kar angoothaa choos rahaa hogaa aur shekhachillee kee tarah lakhapati banane kaa khvaab dekh rahaa hogaa!
mujhe keval (aur keval) kharchaa najar aa rahaa hai. kul 7100 rupaye kaa choonaa. netavark maarketing kar aage bech paanaa mere ghar men kisee ke boote kaa naheen. saal bhar baad ek kone men ek aur monyoomental pees jamaa ho jaayegaa. bilkul solar kookar ke bagal men? soot aur taaee main pahanataa naheen. vah bhee padaa rahegaa, is prateekshaa men ki kabhee main shaayad saahab bananaa chaahoon. shaayad ritaayarament ke baad upayog ho, jab log vaise saahab maananaa band kar den!
ravivaar ke 2-3 ghante maje se paas ho gaye hain.
kal bach gaye to ab bach hee gaye samajh leejiye. ise padhane ke bahaane aalok puraanik kaa prachachan bhee padh liyaa puraanee post par!
ReplyDeleteare nahee aap khareed hee le bad me aur kuchh nahee to kisee roj likhane ke hee kaam aayegaa ,ki is se net varking ke kitane sapane jude the..
ReplyDeletejyaadaa roochi mat dikhaaeeye, varanaa har ravivaar ye saaptaahik sajeev prasaaran hotaa rahegaa aur aap bachate firenge
ReplyDeletekab tak bachenge aaj naheen to kal padosiyon ke dabaav yaa utsukataa ke chalate fnsanaa to padegaa hee.
ReplyDeletegurudev achchhaa hai.
sarajee
ReplyDeletenaa leejiye. ye tamaam edavaansd takaneekee taaip aaitamon kee laaif saaikil kuchh is taaip kee hotee hai.
foon faan shoon shaan taaip demo
pooraa parivaar inpreshit
ek vichitr saa gretifikeshan
parachej
ek din bijalee kaa voltej jyaadaa yaa kam
yaa yntr kaa ekaadh taar idhar yaa udhar
kaam atak gayaa
kisee mistree ko dikhaayaa
usane bataayaa jee yah to yahaan naheen ho paayegaa
munbaee, honolooloo yaa tokiyo tornto men hogaa
yntr ko potalee men baandhakar vahaan rakhaa jaanaa, yahaan puraanaa veeseeaar padaa hai, v any foon faan yntr pade hain
jo netavarking vaalaa aapako maal bechakar gayaa hogaa, vah kaheen aur kisee ko thel rahaa hogaa.
netavarking maarketing shareef logon kaa kaam naheen hai. isake lie vikat besharmee, mahaavikat snvedanaheenataa, praanee maatr, bhaaee bahan, naatedaaron,rishtedaaron, jeejaa, daamaad doston ko sirf aur sirf graahak maanane kee kiling instinkt kee jarurat hotee hai. netavark maarketing kaa kaam harek ke boote kaa naheen hai. jaraa apane aasapaas chek karaaiye emave ke maare paanch-das karaah rahe honge. ye yntr to chhodiye, emave kaa toothapest tak bhee naa bech paayenge.
sher suniye -
vah har shakhs jisakaa dil vaheen kaa vaheen hai
vah netavark maarketing ke kaabil naheen hai
kaa paandey jee, ek chhotaa saa aaitam khareedane me ittaa sochate ho. ye socho ek post to khareedane ke sochane me likhe, ek us din likhoge jis din ise ghar le aaoge, fir ek chaay par, ek dinar par....
ReplyDelete(kharaab hone par bhee likhanaa jarur), hamaare lie to ye faayade kaa saudaa hai, ab khareed bhee daalo naa. sootalenth naa chaahie to bataanaa, shukul bahut dino se shaal khareedane kee jid kar rahaa thaa.
jeetendr> ... shukul bahut dino se shaal khareedane kee jid kar rahaa thaa.
ReplyDeletesukul kaa ishaaraa samajho. unake naagarik abhinandan kaa jugaad karo. shaal kaa intajaam kar lo, shreefala/naariyal ke paise main de doongaa. :)
jnyaanadattajee,
ReplyDeleteye to kuchh naheen hai, yahaan par vidyaarthiyon ko log sabjabaag dikhaakar is prakaar kee netavarking men khoob fnsaanaa chaahate hain . kabhee furasat men likhenge is baare men .
vaise jeetoojee kaa vichaar uttam hai, shuklajee ko shaal naheen to kambal to odhaa hee deejiye :-)
eesmaaeelee lagaa dee hai, to ab baakee aapakee jimmedaaree hai .
jnyaanadattajee,
ReplyDeleteaapako yaad hai ki ek baar aapane post likhee thee ki log apane blaag par Comment Moderation kyon karate hain . ab aapane khud hee apane blaag par ye lagaa diyaa hai, jaroorat n ho to ise hataa leejiye; tippanee turnt aanee chaahiye .
kaee baar hotaa hai ki tippaniyon ke maadhyam se a-saarthak chuhalabaajee naheen ho paatee hai kyonki puraanee tippaniyaan Moderation ke chakkar men padee rahatee hain aur naye tippaneekartaaon kaa vichaar-kshetr Limited rah jaataa hai .
ab jeetoojee vaalee baat men badaa dam hai lekin is Moderation ke chakkar men kaee bechaare rah gaye honge :-)
main to kahataa hoon kee netavark maarketing vaalon se bachane kaa sabase achchhaa tareekaa ye hai kee unhen baithaakar hindee blaaging ke baare men bataayen. do din agar bataa denge to ye log aage se kisee ghar men ghusane se pahale is baat kee jaanakaaree lenge kee is ghar men koee hindee blogar to naheen rahataa.
ReplyDeleteshiv jee ye meraa kaapeeraaeet aaeediyaa hai aap isako prayog nahee kar sakate ,mai teleekaalars ko pahale apanaa blog padhakar tipiyaane ko kahataa hoo,is chakkar me mere paas aane vaale fon 25% hee rah gaye hai..vaise jnyan jee ko ye khareed hee lenaa chaahiye baad me is par bhee post likhee jaa sakegee,"bekaar padaa saamaan" isakaa kayaa kare taaeep..:)
ReplyDeletebadhaaee ho bachane kee, dekhate hai kab tak bachate ho aap!!
ReplyDeleteihaan ham to chaar saal se bachate aa rahe hain. rojjai ek naa ek bndaa chep letaa hai netavarking mahimaa sunaane ke lie, ye alag baat hai ki usake baad ulte lad gae baans barelee ko vaale andaaz men nikal letaa hai vo!!
aapako isase bachane kee badhaaee. :)
ReplyDeletekaee saal pahale ek baar ham is chakkar me pad chuke hai. par usake baad se kaan pakadaa kee kabhee aise jhaanson me nahee aaenge.
kabhee agar pramoshan hokar aap tee tee ho gaye tab to soot kaam aayegaa. blaik vaalaa maang len usase.
ReplyDeleteek chinoy seth kaa subhaashit yaad aa rahaa hai-
‘jinake ghar men katiyaa kee bijalee hotee hai, vo bijalee kaa bhaav naheen aankaa karate.’ fir ilaahabaad men rahakar aap kis kelakooleshan men doobe hain? le lijiye n!!
aalok bhaaee kaa sher jabaradast hai:
vah har shakhs jisakaa dil vaheen kaa vaheen hai
vah netavark maarketing ke kaabil naheen hai.
vo bhee kahaan vyngy lekhan men fnse hain. sher shaayaree karanaa chaahiye unako ab.
samajh naheen aa rahaa ki lekh kee taareef karen yaa tippaniyon kee . sab ek se ek hain .
ReplyDeleteghughootee baasootee
doodh kaa doodh paanee kaa paanee
ReplyDeletenetavark maarketing ek umdaa v saiddhaantik vyaapaarik pranaalee hai parntu fir bhee ise lekar aam logon ke man men itanee jyaadaa shnkaaen v bhraantiyaan hai, jitanee shaayad kisee vyaapaar ko lekar naheen hogee. mainne kaee baar gaharaaee se sochaa ki aakhir kyon is pranaalee ke vipaksh men itanaa kuchh kahaa jaataa hai. kaafee vichaar aur adhyayan ke baad main yah kah sakataa hoon ki ye bhraantiyaan–
• un knpaniyon ke dvaaraa failaaee gaee hain jinake vyaapaar ko yah pranaalee prabhaavit kar rahee thee.
• un farjee netavark knpaniyon ke kaaran paidaa huee hai, jo galat siddhaant aur neeyat ke baajaar men aaee thee aur hajaaron logon ke sapanon se khilavaad kar ke chnpat ho gaee yaa fir unhen apanaa kaamakaaj sametanaa padaa.
• ye bhraantiyaan un logon dvaaraa bhee failaaee gaee hain, jo is vyavasaay men aadhe-adhoore man se utare the aur asafal ho gaye.
• ye shnkaaen un logon dvaaraa paidaa kee gaee hain jo fataafat ameer banane kee neeyat rakhate the parntu sachchaaee jaanate hee bijanes chhod bhaag khade hue.
• ye afavaahen un logon ke dvaaraa bhee failaaee gaee hai jo is pranaalee kaa hissaa to the parntu sthaapit siddhaanton kaa paalan naheen karate the, apalaain kee baat naheen sunate the aur svayn ko ati buddhimaan samajhate the. ghor asafalataa aur hataashaa ke kaaran jab unhen yah vyaapaar chhodnaa padaa to svayn kee kamajoree ko dhnkane ke lie unhonne pranaalee ke virodh men bolanaa shuroo kar diyaa.
roj mujhe kaee deshon se paathakon ke vibhinn vishayon par ee-mel milate hain aur patr aate hain. netavark maarketing se snbndhit adhikaansh patron kaa vishleshan karake main is nateeje par pahunchaa hoon ki log is pranaalee ke baare men vibhinn bhraantiyon se, gahare tak grasit hain. main is pustak kee shuruaat bilkul nishpaksh hokar karanaa chaahataa hoon, doodh kaa doodh aur paanee kaa paanee karanaa chaahataa hoon isalie is adhyaay ko mainne pratham kram par rakhaa hai.
vividh >> kitanaa sach kitanaa jhooth
ReplyDeleteujjaval paatanee
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prastut hain pustak ke kuchh ansh
mere man kee baat
‘‘jaananaa naheen; karanaa mahatvapoorn hai’’
aap is kshetr men puraane hain, aap jnyaanee hain, aapako netavark maarketing ke baare men sab kuchh maaloom hai, aapako saare kampenseshan plaan kee jaanakaaree hai, aapako saaree netavark knpaniyon kee jaanakaaree hai, aapane saare shreshth lekhakon kee kitaaben padhee hain, aapane ek se badhkar ek tep sune hai aur veediyo dekhe hain, aap netavark maarketing par shaastr likhane kee yogyataa rakhate hain.
main sirf ek baat jaanataa hoon ki ‘‘aap kitanaa jaanate hain, vah utanaa mahattvapoorn naheen hai, mahattvapoorn yah hai ki aap kitanaa karate hain’’. ho sakataa hai ki aap 100 sootr jaanate hain lekin sirf 5 sootron kaa hee paalan karate ho aur ek doosaraa vyakti sirf 20 sootr jaanataa hai lekin usamen se 15 kaa paalan karataa hai to meree najar men vah doosaraa vyakti aapase jyaadaa safalataa ke yogy hai.
suprasiddh film ‘lagaan’ kaa vah seen yaad karie jab ek saradaar devaasinh aakar teem men shaamil hone kee ichchhaa jaahir karataa hai. yah sunakar elijaabeth poochhatee hai ki tum kriket ke baare men kyaa jaanate ho, to devaasinh javaab detaa hai–main sirf do baat jaanataa hoon ki jab bhee gend fekoon to gilliyaan bikher doon aur jab bhee gend ko maaroon to seemaa rekhaa ke baahar jaa gire.
inheen laainon men jeevan kaa marm chhupaa hai. aap sirf utanee hee jaanen jitanee baaten kaam kee hai aur un par pooree taakat lagaa den to aapakee safalataa ko koee naheen rok sakataa. isake vipareet aapakaa jnyaan bhndaar to bahut vishaal hai lekin upayog men naheen aataa hai to aapakee vifalataa ko koee naheen rok sakataa. is kriti ko padhne ke baad aapakee kaee dhaaranaaen tootengee, kuchh baaton par vishvaas hogaa to kuchh par avishvaas, lekin ek baat tay hai ki aapakee sochane kee prakriyaa shuroo ho jaaegee. ek baar sochane kee prakriyaa shuroo ho gaee to sudharane kee prakriyaa bhee shuroo ho jaaegee.
is kriti ko amalee jaamaa pahanaane kaa saahas mujhe ‘‘netavark maarketing–judo jodo jeeto’’ kee apaar safalataa se milaa. har roj subah paanch baje se lekar raat do baje tak paathakon ke fon kols ne mujhe preranaa dee. mujhe asaliyat kaa jnyaan huaa ki kitanee jyaadaa taadaat men log is vyaapaar ke maadhy se sunahare bhavishy kaa sapanaa snjoe hue hain. mujhe trening kaa maukaa dene vaalee knpaniyon kaa, ee-mel, patr v fon se sneh vyakt karane vaale paathakon kaa tathaa mujh par bharosaa karane vaale parivaarajanon kaa main hriday se aabhaaree hoon.
vividh >> kitanaa sach kitanaa jhooth
ReplyDeleteujjaval paatanee
prakaashak :dayamnd pablikeshans
aaeeesabeeen : 81-903900-6-6
prastut hain pustak ke kuchh ansh
mere man kee baat
‘‘jaananaa naheen; karanaa mahatvapoorn hai’’
aap is kshetr men puraane hain, aap jnyaanee hain, aapako netavark maarketing ke baare men sab kuchh maaloom hai, aapako saare kampenseshan plaan kee jaanakaaree hai, aapako saaree netavark knpaniyon kee jaanakaaree hai, aapane saare shreshth lekhakon kee kitaaben padhee hain, aapane ek se badhkar ek tep sune hai aur veediyo dekhe hain, aap netavark maarketing par shaastr likhane kee yogyataa rakhate hain.
main sirf ek baat jaanataa hoon ki ‘‘aap kitanaa jaanate hain, vah utanaa mahattvapoorn naheen hai, mahattvapoorn yah hai ki aap kitanaa karate hain’’. ho sakataa hai ki aap 100 sootr jaanate hain lekin sirf 5 sootron kaa hee paalan karate ho aur ek doosaraa vyakti sirf 20 sootr jaanataa hai lekin usamen se 15 kaa paalan karataa hai to meree najar men vah doosaraa vyakti aapase jyaadaa safalataa ke yogy hai.
suprasiddh film ‘lagaan’ kaa vah seen yaad karie jab ek saradaar devaasinh aakar teem men shaamil hone kee ichchhaa jaahir karataa hai. yah sunakar elijaabeth poochhatee hai ki tum kriket ke baare men kyaa jaanate ho, to devaasinh javaab detaa hai–main sirf do baat jaanataa hoon ki jab bhee gend fekoon to gilliyaan bikher doon aur jab bhee gend ko maaroon to seemaa rekhaa ke baahar jaa gire.
inheen laainon men jeevan kaa marm chhupaa hai. aap sirf utanee hee jaanen jitanee baaten kaam kee hai aur un par pooree taakat lagaa den to aapakee safalataa ko koee naheen rok sakataa. isake vipareet aapakaa jnyaan bhndaar to bahut vishaal hai lekin upayog men naheen aataa hai to aapakee vifalataa ko koee naheen rok sakataa. is kriti ko padhne ke baad aapakee kaee dhaaranaaen tootengee, kuchh baaton par vishvaas hogaa to kuchh par avishvaas, lekin ek baat tay hai ki aapakee sochane kee prakriyaa shuroo ho jaaegee. ek baar sochane kee prakriyaa shuroo ho gaee to sudharane kee prakriyaa bhee shuroo ho jaaegee.
is kriti ko amalee jaamaa pahanaane kaa saahas mujhe ‘‘netavark maarketing–judo jodo jeeto’’ kee apaar safalataa se milaa. har roj subah paanch baje se lekar raat do baje tak paathakon ke fon kols ne mujhe preranaa dee. mujhe asaliyat kaa jnyaan huaa ki kitanee jyaadaa taadaat men log is vyaapaar ke maadhy se sunahare bhavishy kaa sapanaa snjoe hue hain. mujhe trening kaa maukaa dene vaalee knpaniyon kaa, ee-mel, patr v fon se sneh vyakt karane vaale paathakon kaa tathaa mujh par bharosaa karane vaale parivaarajanon kaa main hriday se aabhaaree hoon.
kabhee agar pramoshan hokar aap tee tee ho gaye tab to soot kaam aayegaa. blaik vaalaa maang len usase.
ReplyDeleteek chinoy seth kaa subhaashit yaad aa rahaa hai-
‘jinake ghar men katiyaa kee bijalee hotee hai, vo bijalee kaa bhaav naheen aankaa karate.’ fir ilaahabaad men rahakar aap kis kelakooleshan men doobe hain? le lijiye n!!
aalok bhaaee kaa sher jabaradast hai:
vah har shakhs jisakaa dil vaheen kaa vaheen hai
vah netavark maarketing ke kaabil naheen hai.
vo bhee kahaan vyngy lekhan men fnse hain. sher shaayaree karanaa chaahiye unako ab.
shiv jee ye meraa kaapeeraaeet aaeediyaa hai aap isako prayog nahee kar sakate ,mai teleekaalars ko pahale apanaa blog padhakar tipiyaane ko kahataa hoo,is chakkar me mere paas aane vaale fon 25% hee rah gaye hai..vaise jnyan jee ko ye khareed hee lenaa chaahiye baad me is par bhee post likhee jaa sakegee,"bekaar padaa saamaan" isakaa kayaa kare taaeep..:)
ReplyDeletemain to kahataa hoon kee netavark maarketing vaalon se bachane kaa sabase achchhaa tareekaa ye hai kee unhen baithaakar hindee blaaging ke baare men bataayen. do din agar bataa denge to ye log aage se kisee ghar men ghusane se pahale is baat kee jaanakaaree lenge kee is ghar men koee hindee blogar to naheen rahataa.
ReplyDeletejnyaanadattajee,
ReplyDeleteye to kuchh naheen hai, yahaan par vidyaarthiyon ko log sabjabaag dikhaakar is prakaar kee netavarking men khoob fnsaanaa chaahate hain . kabhee furasat men likhenge is baare men .
vaise jeetoojee kaa vichaar uttam hai, shuklajee ko shaal naheen to kambal to odhaa hee deejiye :-)
eesmaaeelee lagaa dee hai, to ab baakee aapakee jimmedaaree hai .
kaa paandey jee, ek chhotaa saa aaitam khareedane me ittaa sochate ho. ye socho ek post to khareedane ke sochane me likhe, ek us din likhoge jis din ise ghar le aaoge, fir ek chaay par, ek dinar par....
ReplyDelete(kharaab hone par bhee likhanaa jarur), hamaare lie to ye faayade kaa saudaa hai, ab khareed bhee daalo naa. sootalenth naa chaahie to bataanaa, shukul bahut dino se shaal khareedane kee jid kar rahaa thaa.
sarajee
ReplyDeletenaa leejiye. ye tamaam edavaansd takaneekee taaip aaitamon kee laaif saaikil kuchh is taaip kee hotee hai.
foon faan shoon shaan taaip demo
pooraa parivaar inpreshit
ek vichitr saa gretifikeshan
parachej
ek din bijalee kaa voltej jyaadaa yaa kam
yaa yntr kaa ekaadh taar idhar yaa udhar
kaam atak gayaa
kisee mistree ko dikhaayaa
usane bataayaa jee yah to yahaan naheen ho paayegaa
munbaee, honolooloo yaa tokiyo tornto men hogaa
yntr ko potalee men baandhakar vahaan rakhaa jaanaa, yahaan puraanaa veeseeaar padaa hai, v any foon faan yntr pade hain
jo netavarking vaalaa aapako maal bechakar gayaa hogaa, vah kaheen aur kisee ko thel rahaa hogaa.
netavarking maarketing shareef logon kaa kaam naheen hai. isake lie vikat besharmee, mahaavikat snvedanaheenataa, praanee maatr, bhaaee bahan, naatedaaron,rishtedaaron, jeejaa, daamaad doston ko sirf aur sirf graahak maanane kee kiling instinkt kee jarurat hotee hai. netavark maarketing kaa kaam harek ke boote kaa naheen hai. jaraa apane aasapaas chek karaaiye emave ke maare paanch-das karaah rahe honge. ye yntr to chhodiye, emave kaa toothapest tak bhee naa bech paayenge.
sher suniye -
vah har shakhs jisakaa dil vaheen kaa vaheen hai
vah netavark maarketing ke kaabil naheen hai
jyaadaa roochi mat dikhaaeeye, varanaa har ravivaar ye saaptaahik sajeev prasaaran hotaa rahegaa aur aap bachate firenge
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