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shekh saadee ke anusaar aisaa hotaa hai knjoos aadamee.......




knjoos aadamee kaa gadaa huaa dhan

zameen se

tabhee baahar nikalataa hai

jab vah

svayn zameen men gad jaataa hai


- shekh saadee

rachanaakaar saahity snsthaan ke mnch se naresh kaapadiyaa kaa saarasvat sammaan karate hue shree subachan raam, mukesh agravaal aur shree atul tulasyaan




pal men sau bal khaatee jaae, geet vo mere gaatee jaae




ek goree saanvaree see mere geeton kee fain ho gaee
ek chhoree baavaree see mere geeton kee fain ho gaee

panaghat jaatee-jaatee gaae
jal bhar laatee-laatee gaae

aatee gaae, jaatee gaae
sakhiyon se batiyaatee jaae

pal men sau bal khaatee jaae
geet vo mere gaatee jaae

kitanee bechain ho gaee, kitanee bechain ho gaee ...
re mere geeton kee ....


usakee chhail chhabeelee aankhen
chnchal aankhen , kateelee aankhen

bijalee see chamakeelee aankhen
motee-motee machheelee aankhen

neelee aur nasheelee aankhen
aabe-hayaa se geelee aankhen

teerth ujjain ho gaeen, teerth ujjain ho gaeen ...
re mere geeton kee ...


jab jab meree yaad sataaye
usakee mohabbat ashq bahaaye

tan ghabaraaye, man ghabaraaye
usakaa akhil yauvan ghabaraaye

jag-jag saaree rain bitaaye
pal do pal bhee neend n aaye

raaten kunain ho gaeen, usakee raaten kunain ho gaeen
re mere geeton kee ...



raahul baabaa byaah karavaanaa hai to karavaalo n, kyon let ho rahe ho ?



naa to aapane bulaanaa hai, naa hee mujhe aanaa hai. naa mujhe preetibhoj khaanaa hai,

n baaraat men jaanaa hai, naa mujhe seharaa gaanaa hai aur naa hee aapakee ghodee

ke aage bhngadaa paanaa hai. fir main kyoon fokat men pareshaan hooon bhaaee?

mujhe kyaa matalab hai aapakee shaadee se ? haan...aap apanee shaadee ke svaagat

samaaroh men koee haasy kavi-sammelan karaane kaa thekaa mujhe do, to main

kuchh sochoon. ab main desh ke any logon kee tarah furasitayaa to hoon naheen

ki latth leke aapake peechhe pad jaaoon yaa haath jod ke gidgidaaoon ki

raahul baabaa shaadee karaa lo ! shaadee karaa lo!!


bhaee aap baalig hain, apanee marjee ke maalik hain, apane nirnay svayn

kar sakate hain. jeevan aapakaa vaiyaktik hai, ghar-snsaar aapakaa vaiyaktik

hai aur shareer bhee aapakaa hee vaiyaktik hai to ham kaun hote hain aapakee

kheer men chammach chalaane vaale... yadi aapako lagataa hai ki sab kuchh

theek-thaak hai, kaheen koee problam naheen hai tathaa shaadee ke baad aap saaree

jimmedaariyaan achchhe se nibhaalenge to kar leejie... aur yadi jraa bhee

sandeh ho to mat keejie... isamen kaunasaa pahaad uthaa ke laanaa hai. ye

kaunasaa raashtreey charchaa kaa vishay hai jo desh ke karodon logon ne hngaamaa

kar rakhaa hai aur aapakee maataashree patrakaaron ko javaab dete-dete thak

gaee hain ki bhaaee use jab shaadee karaanee hogee, karaa legaa. ab aapakee

deedee priynkaa yadi ghar men bhaabhee laane ko utaavalee hon, to ye unakaa

apanaa nirnay hai aur unako pooraa adhikaar hai ki ve aap par

dabaav banaa kar, athavaa pyaar se puchakaar kar aapako byaah ke lie

raajee kar le, lekin aam janataa khaasakar tee.vee. chainal vaalon ko

kyaa matalab hai yaar ? kyon unase aapakaa sukh bardaasht naheen ho rahaa ?

kyon ve aapakee aajaadee aur unmuktataa jhel naheen paa rahe ?


ye sach hai soniyaanndan ! ki jisane shaadee naheen kee usane apanaa jeevan

bigaad liyaa, lekin maje kee baat to ye hai, jisane kee usane bhee kyaa

ukhaad liyaa ? so he raajeevakulabhooshan ! aap shaadee karaao to mujhe koee

frk naheen padtaa aur n karavaao to bhee koee frk naheen padtaa. main to

keval aur keval itanaa kahanaa chaahataa hoon ki yadi aapako aisaa lage

ki aap shaadee karaane ke yogy ho aur vaakaee grihasthee kaa bhaar uthaane

ke kaabil ho, to karaa hee lenaa, jyaadaa der mat karanaa. kyonki kuchh

kaary aise hote hain jo samay par hee kar lene chaahie varanaa kabhee naheen

hote. shaadee bhee unheen men se ek hai, sahee samay pe shaadee ho gaee to theek,

varanaa saaree jindagee yon hee rahanaa padtaa hai. meree baat kaa bharosaa n

ho to apane aas-paas najr daudaao.... anek udaaharan mil jaaenge...

epeeje abdul kalaam, atal bihaaree vaajapeyee, narendr modee, mamataa

banarjee, jayalalitaa v maayaavatee jaise kitane hee udaaharan aapake

saamane hain. ye log raashtrapati, pradhaanamntree aur mukhyamntree to ban gae

lekin shaadeeshudaa naheen ho sake...kyonki in logon ne keval ek galatee

kee thee... are vahee ...samay par shaadee naheen karane kee. ab ye log bahut

pachhataate hain...raat-raat bhar mukesh ke dard bhare gaane gaate hain... are bhaaee

foot-foot ke rote hain apanee tanhaaee par... lekin inake aansoo ponchhane

vaalaa, inakee pappee lekar jaadoo kee jhappee dene vaalaa koee naheen hai.... ab

naheen hai to naheen hai, yaar isamen main kyaa karoon ? main aaoon kyaa ? mainne koee

thekaa le rakhaa hai inake aansoo ponchhane kaa ?


main to khud apanee shaadee karaa ke pachhataa rahaa hoon.... jab tak kunvaaraa thaa, sher

thaa sher.... kisee kee paravaah naheen karataa thaa....jaise aap naheen karate hain

lekin jab se byaahaa gayaa hoon ekadam paalatoo khottaa ho gayaa hoon. pahale itanee

aajaadee thee ki palng ke donon or se chadh sakataa thaa aur donon or

se utar bhee sakataa thaa... ab to jraa see jagah men dubak kar sonaa

padtaa hai kyonki baakee jagah par to vo haathee kaa andaa kabjaa kar letaa hai.


logabaag mujhe chhedte hain. kahate hain yaar khatree ! teree patnee to toofaan hai

toofaan, poore mauhalle ko hilaa rakhaa hai.. main kahataa hoon yaar, badhaaee mujhe do

jo is toofaan men bhee deeyaa jalaa rakhaa hai. so he indiraajee ke laadale pautr...

milaao jaldee se kundalee v gautr aur ho jaao hamaaree tarah joroo ke

gulaam. ho jaao naa bhaaee.... pleej......

jay hind !

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aaj ek tippanee baanch kar main bahut hnsaa, aap bhee thahaake lagaao............



aaj ek tippanee baanch kar main bahut hnsaa,
aap bhee thahaake lagaao



rachanaa ne kahaa…
jo bhi ban jaayae hamari badhaii dae dae baaki mehendra shrivastav ne sab keh diyaa maeri nazar me yae sab fijul haen phir bhi aap mehnat kar rahey is kae liyae aap bhadii kae paatr haen aur ek pruskaar reh gayaa haen blog bharat ratan shaayad is baar to dashak kaa hoga wo agli baar blog bharat ratan banegaa all the best to all
jo bhee ban jaaye hamaaree badhaaee daae daae




baakee mehendr shreevaastav ne sab keh diyaa




maayeree nazar me yaae sab fijool haaen fir bhee aap mehanat kar rahe


is kaaye lie aap bhaadee kae paatr haaen




aur ek prisakaar rah gayaa haaen




blog bhaarat ratan shaayad is baar to dashak kaa hogaa vo agalee baar blog bhaarat ratan banegaa




aal dee best for aal
thahakon ki ek shaam, silkcity ke naam me shri kailash agarwal ka samman karte hue shri subachan ram


adbhut thaa 'he hanumaan bachaalo' ke lokaarpan v naresh kaapadiyaa ke saarasvat sammaan ke saath laaftar chaimpiyns kaa laaiv hngaamaa




soorat: beetee raat suratee rasiyaaon ke lie thahaake aur mastee lekar aaee

aur chaupaatee sthit taaraamotee haal men hnsee ke fool khilaa kar gujr gaee.


alabelaa khatree kee naee vyngy kriti 'he hanumaan bachaalo' ke lokaarpan


avasar aayojit is suhaanee shaam men kalaasevak naresh kaapadiyaa


ko saarasvat sammaan se bhee navaajaa gayaa .


laaftar fem teevee sitaare raajan shreevaastav, vinod kumaar, raahul ingale,


alabelaa khatree v niomee pndyaa darshakon ko jee bhar hnsaane men safal rahe.

aalam ye ki garmee aur tapan ke baavajood log teen ghnte tak kursiyon se

chipake rahe . rachanaakaar saahity snsthaan dvaaraa aayojit is rngaarng


haasyotsav men aayakar aayukt subachan raam, edishanal kalaktar ajeet


khatree, varishth see e pradeep singhee, mukesh khordiyaa, atul tulasyaan, snjeev


daalamiyaa samet anek udyogapati, prashaasanik adhikaaree v kalaapremee


upasthit rahe.




kal 12 maee kee shaam silkasitee soorat men haasyakaaron kaa jamaavadaa



saahityik snsthaa rachanaakaar dvaaraa aayojit ek

"thahaakon kee ek shaam, silkasitee ke naam" kee taiyaariyaan

lagabhag pooree ho gayeen hai aur kal soorat ke rasiyaa log

jee bhar thahaake lagaane ke lie taiyaar hain


aao ham sab karen aaj un maataaon kee aaratee



dhany-dhany ye dharatee jis par aise veer javaan hue

maatri-bhoomi kee khaatir jo haensate haensate qurabaan hue

jinakee kokh ke balidaanon par garv kare mon bhaaratee

aao ham sab karen aaj un maataaon kee aaratee

aao gaaen ham..

vande maataram‌ ...

vande maataram‌ ...

vande maataram‌ ...




aonchal ke kuladeep ko jisane desh kaa sooraj banaa diyaa

apane ghar men kiyaa andheraa, mulq ko raushan banaa diyaa

jinake laal mare sarahad par qaum kee aan bachaane men

jaan pe khel gae jo mon ke doodh kaa karj chukaane men

hai un par balihaaree, desh kee janataa saaree

desh kee janataa saaree, hai un par balihaaree

jo maataaen is maatee par apane bete vaarateen

aao ham sab karen aaj un maataaon kee aaratee... aao gaaen ham...




jinake dam par fahar rahaa hai aaj tirngaa shaan se

jinake dam par laut gayaa hai dushman hindostaan se

jinake dam par goonjee dharatee vijay ke gaurav-gaan se

jinake dam par hamen dekhataa jag saaraa sammaan se

hai un par balihaaree, desh kee janataa saaree

desh kee janataa saaree, hai un par balihaaree

jinakee santaanen dushman ko maut ke ghaat utaarateen

aao ham sab karen aaj un maataaon kee aaratee ... aao gaaen ham...




jin monon ne doodh ke sng-sng raashtr kaa prem pilaayaa

jin monon ne loree men bhee deepak raag sunaayaa

jin monon ne nij putron ko seemaa par bhijavaayaa

jin monon ne apane laal ko hind kaa laal banaayaa

hai un par balihaaree, desh kee janataa saaree

desh kee janataa saaree, hai un par balihaaree

jinakee mamataa ran-bhoomi men sinhon saa hunkaaratee

aao ham sab karen aaj un maataaon kee aaratee ... aao gaaen ham...

vande maataram‌ ...

vande maataram‌ ...

vande maataram‌ ...


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